Wait. West Ham have to play Arsenal?! Oh my god. No. Please... don't make me... Noooooooooooo

I was very much convinced that West Ham were going to win tonight. We're two points off safety. Is that a small ray of light coming through the window?!

Can see you're really a wino with your comprehension of sarcasm sunshine. Enjoy another bottle with your football team x

Your lot booed the team in first off the pitch you silly billy!

What is it with Americans and their weird obsession with IQ tests? Genuine question, as a Brit, as I've never seen anyone actually bring it up in conversation here.

If you can't admit you're wrong, you should be disqualified from holding a position of power. It's maddening. You are correct, though.

This was January 4th. We have since taken five points from a possible 42. If the fans saw it coming, there's no excuse for VV and Lange.

Big ol' bite there from the bottling brigade.

Fuck you Brock! And stay out

This has confused me lol, I have no idea what you're apologising for!

That is a truly mad stat

One of these lads is absolutely scoring the winner next weekend and if you disagree, you don't understand Tottenham Hotspur.

We made a deal with a crossroads demon and it came for payment. Only explanation I've got.

Saw a dude lose control of his car on a steep hill, fail to apply the brakes in time, and smash into a row of parked cars, also knocking over a street-light that nearly fell straight onto the house of my next door neighbour. Strange day!

Game set match Mumko. Well played.

At what point do we ask whether Saka and Rice need to leave Arsenal to win trophies?

Arsenal fans will tell you with a straight face that refs are against them. And then decisions like that happen.

Gabriel staying on the pitch there is an absolute joke. PGMOL don't know the rules! The refs are shit, to a man!

Well Danso signed for us for one!

No on the first one and no on the second one lol

Donnarum-Mah-God-Man

Donnarumma's done a Danso

Rayan Cherki. Unbelievable footballer.

Honestly, both could have been quite helpful in January! And with their contracts expiring, feel like we could have got them if we'd pushed the boat out. Always too late, and it's completely ruined us. Depressing!

No idea how we're going to attract top players in the Championship tbh. And they're already scraping the bargain basket by talking to Senesi and Robertson. We've got no plan whatsoever, that much is obvious

Dynasty - 177 minutes of wrestling in four hours.
WrestleMania - 85 minutes of wrestling in four hours. 🤼‍♂️

Cody Rhodes walking out of the ring after a punt kick to the head. Are we sure he's Dusty's son?! Protect the business, lad!

WrestleMania has truly sucked. To be expected.

If it's confirmed on that day, I think it's a real concern. It's going unsaid but that anger is very much bubbling away