Jaguar God YouTube video by Mastodon - Topic

RIP Brent.

I'm never gonna do the splits at this rate

Premarital sex made my weiner dirty and smooshed, like old silly putty

But the Lord has made it shiny and new, like a new Stretch Armstrong leg.

If you feel like having a good healthy cry.
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LOL
LMFAO, even

Don't forget to bring some napkins and wet naps for when you finish fellating.

The terrorists (stoke) have won.

We've been enjoying EVIL.
It's just the right tone but also disconnect.

It's a shame that so many conservatives are platitude brained.
Inspirational posters in locker rooms were a mistake.

I do it anyway.
Nothing that feels that good can be bad for you.

Just a couple of sociopaths justifying their cruelty.

I hate the whole “this is a distraction” thing people do because they usually mean “this thing is happening to other people, not me.”

I can’t believe @elivalley.bsky.social drawings started just crawling off the page

Elon: Reuters was paid millions of dollars by the US government for “large scale social deception”. That is literally what it says on the purchase order! They’re a total scam. Just wow.

The "large scale social deception" contract Musk is conspiracizing about was:

* first awarded under Trump
* paid to Reuters' data division, not the newsroom
* for researching *defenses* against deception
* not revealed by "DOGE investigations" and was a public record, visible online for many years

The data used to be on the FAA website until the DOGE team deleted it. What are they trying to hide?!?

Everyone who works from home just jorks it all day.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

The people now in charge of the Office of Personnel Management apparently don’t know how to scrub PDF metadata, and have exposed the original authors of the guidance they’re publishing. Two, Noah Peters and James Sherk, have links to the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.

I used to be conservative.

I'm not anymore, because the cognitive dissonance was obvious to me.
It was also obvious that the ethical framework and justification for my beliefs was founded on subjective morals that don't comport with reality.

Only you can make the decision to change.

FART

AI Chef Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen Nightmares #gordonramsay #chef #cooking YouTube video by Artificial Nightmares

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Gordon Ramsay is so reckless for this

bass pro shop pyramid and surrounding area/highway covered in snow

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

You really are getting the sense that Zuck was resentful at having to treat LGBTQ people like human beings and the split second it became convenient for him not to he took it. He’s not reluctantly doing it, he’s not in touch with his employees about it, he’s racing for the button that lets him do it

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"