I remember this making me nervous and self-conscious but now it's just really boring. everyone on here is really boring. say literally anything about yourselves.

according to the research, the ideal website would have no users whatsoever. users are bad and should be discouraged. it’s a tough pill to swallow, but this is simply what the data tells us

a week or so ago my friend took me to costco to break in his new membership and so I am now the proud owner of two GIANT cholula bottles... the world is my cholula-drenched oyster

given that I am surrounded by people doing happy romantic things in their lives, I'm back on the dating apps. send me good vibes :/

we keep getting loud storms overnight so it's noisy but also a strange crossing of cool yet sweaty, making it impossible to have the right combination of blankets that will keep you warm yet dry

Thank you! I thought it was dill-lightful

friend: I put a bunch of dill on my potato salad and I realized it really hit and so--

me, a nuisance: did it dill-iver?

friend: >:(

grateful for my weird chicken

(however I am relieved to find I have questions and a sense of how to proceed on the project, I was worried I wouldn't know what's going on or how to get involved. first step........ documentation, because there's never any of that)

my new job seems to think I am some kind of expert on dashboards which I guess I could be but also I do not want to be important at work at this point in time, thank you. "it takes us months to do this work" great perfect keep doing that! im trying to be relaxing this summer WITH a full paycheck.

A pair of suede split-toe derbies. One shoe is turned over, so you can see the underside. The sole features the outline of a small cat.

A black and white cat.

Just remembered I have a pair of shoes with a cat "monogram." The shoes were made in Romania and they gave me the option of adding a monogram. I asked if they could do my cat instead. The design was made by nailing small tacks — same ones to make the heel — at the shoe's waist.

Virgo: Your emotional unavailability really does you in this time and they mistake you for dead. At least your crypt is opulent yet tasteful.

Leo: Voices from your past will reach out to you this week to remind you that you still owe them money.

Cancer: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, because you will find some way to drown yourself in it.

Aries: This is a good week to stay in bed and weep uncontrollably.

my throat and nose have been funky and i've been nervous I'm getting sick all while forgetting, once again, that it is allergy season, and I have been leaving the apartment for work, and therefore am outside where the allergens are

atrocious!!! I strongly advocate against giant paragraphs whenever someone rejects you at any point, but especially not when you never even went on a date! yikes.

(🤝 I too enjoy strong irl friendships first)

Meme of cat screaming at Mercury saying 'WHY IS IT STILL IN PISCES???'

😭😭😭

it's only bc a friend is introducing me to her bf tonight and I'm feeling cranky about it

betrayal!!!!!

all terrible ugh I'm sorry. definitely helpful reminders of how gross so many people are!!

tell me terrible dating app stories. remind me that I don't want to be on the apps.

“Vera,” said the countess, turning to her older daughter, obviously not her favorite. “How is it you have no notion of anything?” Excerpt From War and Peace Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556 This material may be protected by copyright.

“I often think how unfairly life’s good fortune is sometimes distributed. Why has fate given you two such nice children (excluding Anatole, your youngest, I don’t like him),” she put in peremptorily, raising her eyebrows, “such lovely children? And you really value them less than anyone and are therefore unworthy of them.” And she smiled her rapturous smile.” Excerpt From War and Peace Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556 This material may be protected by copyright.

“The count is suffering both physically and morally, and it seems you have taken care to cause him as much moral suffering as possible.” “May I see the count?” Pierre repeated. “Hm! … If you want to kill him, to kill him outright, you may see him.” Excerpt From War and Peace Leo Tolstoy, Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky https://books.apple.com/us/book/war-and-peace/id460819556 This material may be protected by copyright.

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

AND CONTINUES TO EXPLAIN THIS AFTERNOON

well that explains this morning

i got big ol' hobbit feet, I'm flat-footed, i can barely wear any shoes. these are so so so cute, they're flirty little heels, and they have so much character. they save every nice outfit.

pray for my favorite shoes, the bottom of the heel fell off and I'm gonna try and see if I can get them fixed + touched up on the leather :'(

wish i could have the heated blanket experience without having to drag it out and plug it in.