So soft 🥹
Based on a scene from The Holiday

Ugh, an actual perfect experience. 🍃

Rocks are fucking rad.

Unrelated: highly recommending taking an edible before going to the rock and gem show.

13 more until 40,000 stories! From nine hours of television. The talent on this ship! Why are we even pirates?

🫂🫂🫂

messy bun disney murder princess ed teach smiling and tilting his head while looking over at frenchie, with a tumblr post on top of the image from user owochimuwu that says 'I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent' (frame from our flag means death s2e2)

atrocities ashmocities, can't a girl have hobbies

happy easter YouTube video by Nathan Foad

youtu.be/6dPSN9PcrY4?...

Anyone have an extra $400 laying around so I can go see my friends? 🥲

69 you say? 😎

Made me very giddy lol

a group of cartoon characters including spongebob squarepants and patrick star Alt: SpongeBob dancing in a band uniform

Two kids came in to the cafe I work at my last shift, and when I left, they were riding bikes down the street where my car was parked.

Kid: Dad, who is that guy?
Dad: He served us at the coffee shop a little bit ago, remember?
Me: *realizing this is the second time I’ve been masc gendered ever*

Happy WIP Waturday.

When I first learned about it fifteen years ago when getting my undergrad, I KNEW I would one day use that for trans pirate smut. (I did not. But it’d be cool if I did lol)

Yay!!!! Happy birthday!

Not me researching renaissance carpe diem poetry for a fic about sucking t dick 🥴

A selfie of me with my hand under my chin

Hello, I am cute.

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

A perk of growing older is that I can impress teenagers by bragging I saw My Chemical Romance in concert BEFORE the break up.

GOOFY GHICKEN BY CLAIRE GREGORY Goofy Chicken Art $4,101.00 bids: 69 IS 1717. The Golden Age of Piracy. Wealthy landowner Stede Bonnett set out to find adventure and renown on the high seas. Things did not go as planned...

Art of Ed from the back, head bowed, half wrapped in the pink depression robe with his back tattoo on display with the cravat dangling from his neck

Sharing it again bc a few people liked the print I sent for the gift exchange and didn’t seem to see the OG 😆

It’s so needlessly hoop-jumpy. HRT has been totally worth it, but I get putting it off. 🫂🫂🫂

Digital illustration of merperson Ed teach, he is tangled up in the twine of a string of blue and green sea glass. The background is deep green/blue water and Ed’s tail is dark purple. He is looking up, panicked.

never going back to land #ofmd #ofmdfanart

It’s also just not a conducive thing to say in the situation. Quality or not, people get attached to art for all kinds of reasons, and saying “well I don’t care because I’m specialer and smarter than all of you” is kind of fucking gauche.

No, I do kind of get it. It is going to two different places. It’s just annoying back and forth stuff is all. I don’t even know if I’m for sure going to do it too, so it annoys me that I have to do this just to ask questions.

I’m trying to just get a consult for possible top surgery, just to see what options I have, and I have to have yet ANOTHER therapist letter. Like, she already wrote me one for HRT. How is that not enough?

Hey OFMD crew, we can make a tangible difference today by helping out Pirate Nana.

This is a gfm Bix set up for them. I just confirmed with them it's still connected to their bank, so we can relieve a bit of pressure if you're able to help

www.gofundme.com/f/help-pirat...

cpu 99.99% idling and yet busy at the same time #ofmd

a smal watercolor sketch of Stede writing "Ed"

his name is Ed #gentlebeard

More like the Gentleman SLUT 😏

Remembering him tonight 💜