I prefer shop bought custard but then I am common as muck #TheArchers

Used to love this guy when I was a kid. Guaranteed Bank Holiday viewing #TheArchers

You might say that but the @thecidershedpod.bsky.social time travel episode where all the men were either perving over Sophie or a bikini clad Lizzie. Yuk, give me some budgie based chat any day of the week.
I quite like new Robert & how he makes more of an effort to stand up to Linda #TheArchers

Not had the feeling of being squished but there’s a level of tit-handling I haven’t experienced since I was struggling to breastfeed.
The last mammogram also height shamed me - I walked into the room, she took one look at me & said hang on I’ll have to lower the machine. Cheek #TheArchers

Just go the whole hog & say you want to be Helen’s new best friend why don’t you #TheArchers

Akram on plastering & Leonard on the decorating - it’ll be finished in no time #TheArchers

Brine to peg it before The Will is rewritten- you heard it here first #TheArchers

Was thinking it was all looking a bit picket fencey for Brine when they were about to crack open the sparkly wine. Then he took a plot swerve & started acting like a dick #TheArchers

Peggy will be spinning so fast they could power the dairy from her. The new AB of C looks like a female bishop from central casting - is there an appearance version of nominative determinism? #TheArchers

My main question is who got the second best tea set? #TheArchers

With witnesses! #TheArchers

Hard agree

Walk the dog on part of the Bristol Bath cycle path - lots of kids off road on their bikes. They’re very respectful when I walk past. The middle aged white woman energy flies off me!

Again the time travel episodes have made me see him in a different way - not so much a charming rogue as a sexist monster. But I am warming to Miranda

In a way in reminds me of having a small child where you blame everything on teething - oh that new weird itch - that’ll be the menopause

Such strong cravat game, transferable to so many parts - Noel Cowards, Agatha Christie etc #TheArchers

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It’s mad how he’s painted as a loveable rogue. The @thecidershedpod.bsky.social time travel episodes have been a real eye opener. ClarrieLuv is a saint to put up with him #TheArchers

Surrounded by these professional gamblers where you couldn’t tell if they’d won or lost - all part of the job

Daughter at uni in Cheltenham- they close down for festival week

Haven’t been to the races in years, last time was at Bath. My partner ended up betting £10 by accident- meant to bet £5 & was embarrassed to ask for change. His horse won at 20-1 & I could see him in the queue to get his winnings from up in the stands. He was jiggling with excitement

I already seen my first hot air balloon of spring - so that’s dog walks with 300% added stress

So such thing as a poor bookie - I would have thought a woman with your equine experience would know that

How dare you, I ❤️ Linda, and Kate

Worst characters:- Helen, Shula, Kenton (but love Jolene me darlin) & Jill #TheArchers

The rage mixed with her sense of entitlement is going to be amazing #TheArchers

I have to admit that “the rage” is my favourite bit of the menopause. I’m really leaning in to it. I complained about something in a shop the other day, did the arms cross AND head tilt. Felt invincible.

I’m quite a cautious gambler #TheArchers

That’s so true. I used to think I shouted the most at Shula but if I could be bothered to analyse the data I reckon Helen has overtaken her in the fuck off stakes #TheArcher

I’ll have 50p on a fortnight

Like a Home Farm version of Blithe Spirit #TheArchers

Charles Collingwood must have played the male lead at some point

No room for joy at Bridge Farm - unless she’s admiring Tony’s Midget #TheArchers

There’s a whole family of fairies in Ambridge- the job fairy, the housing fairy, the put on a village show in a week fairy but top of the tree is The Bull competition fairy. She gets right on my tits #TheArchers

Leek & potato will be on heavy rotation on the “just soup” menu with a minestrone if Pat’s feeling saucy. It’s the new chilli 🌶️

Apologies - I don’t know how to do that thing where you blur some of the words - or how to set a trigger warning #TheArchers