Dropped almost 3 grand this weekend keeping a roof over everyone's head and insurance and somehow im still on everyone's shit list in this house.

People say they dont wanna be on my bad side and then do some shit that immediately gets them on my bad side.

Reggeton is more American than apple pie. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Is this thing still on?

"Romeo is a Deadman" looks sick #sonystateofplay

So Twitter banned my account indefinitely, randomly, so I guess you'll be seeing a lot more of me here 🤣

Back in 2014, there was a house on my block that had this, i guess, sculpture for lack of a better word. lol it was a silhouette of the towers but outlined with plain Christmas lights. It was so weird and random 🤣

The song "punk rock girl" by the dead milkmen makes me want to jab pencils in my ear drums.

Sounds like my kind of fun 🤣😅😂

Oh shit...

Shiiiiiet I would rolled up just like that 🤣 looking good from here!

If i could "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" cyberpunk 2077 from my memory, i would.

No one has ever offered or tried to help me but everyone wants my help. Lol funny how that works.

I'm turning 40 this year and I'm having a hell of a time coming to grips with it.

🤣🤣🤣 brutal

Daylight sayings time has laid waste to my household once again. Coffee must flow.......

So how did that economic black out go? I drove my kid to the eye doctor that afternoon and saw all the stores were packed as usual..... can we admit that tactic just DOESNT work.

Where'd you get that, tho? lol

Not guilty

sounds like me whenever I work out. Half an hour never seems to feel that long til you're on treadmill, lol.

Mars attacks! was a masterpiece. So funny!

That rules.

They're going to start with the impeachment talk soon.... Jesus christ.....

Casinos in Texas? Might as Well Legalize Wallet Theft Too Because nothing says “economic growth” like betting next month’s rent on a hand of blackjack. In my experience, the house always wins.

I wrote about how gambling is dumb and takes your money, yet casino & mobile sports betting groups are once again trying to squirm into Texas (and take our money). thebarbedwire.com/2025/02/14/c...

Lol yeah sure it is

Called a van lifer a "rolling hobo" 🤣

Dude, so far, I've avoided every cliche mid-life crisis there is. THIS is my mid-life crisis, finding shoes that work for me as I age into a fossil. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Every day it feels more and more like the old internet is lost forever, but then someone ports Doom to a PDF, and I remember the spirit is still out there.

Anthony Fantano gets under every piece of my skin.

real straightforward calculation finds that Cybertrucks are 17 times more likely to have fire fatalities than the Ford Pinto fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...