Is this like when I aggravate all the men at work by persistently calling them “golf sticks”?

40s are stunning! 😍😍😍

And I would have got away with it too…

For any bandom pals who may be wondering, please know that this is not a drill and IRL Bexless is on here now! 🥰🧛🏼

How my lovely wife views history.

Gravity and the Dinosaurs were created.
The Greeks killed the dinosaurs.
The Romans killed the Greeks and fucked everything up.
Then the regency period and Jane Austen happened.
The Victorians.
World Wars 1 and 2.

Today.

Love you @zebrapig.bsky.social

Hi! If you enjoyed #Unholyverse by #Bexless you might want to follow me 😉 Novelisation in progress! Thanks for all the support over the years ✝️

No spoilers but we watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry and I suspect these two guys might be gay for each other. Gonna keep watching and see what happens

it’s the ur-conspiracy at the base of them all and it’s why even “fun” conspiracies can be a slippery slope because the more you get into conspiratorial thinking the more likely you are to arrive at the same conclusion: everything is because of The Jews

Writing songs to try and deal with some strong feelings of existentialism brought on by, y’know *gestures wildly at the world*.

Thanks to @paganmusic.bsky.social for his inspiration and @zebrapig.bsky.social for listening to me play and record this more times than is healthy! #folk #songs #piano

And here we are, doing it all over again like the reprobates we are 😉😘

Love you @zebrapig.bsky.social

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Just sobbed my little heart out through the last half of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

This is some of the best Star Trek ever made. #startrek #strangenewworlds

Rude! 😝

Hey Mark,

Would absolutely love to write something for one of these.

Please let me know what I’d need to do.

Many thanks!

My bean ❤️❤️❤️

I’m here for the pizza.

But I am hungry…

Who wouldn’t want Jay from the Inbetweeners working for them? 😒😒😒

If Dean wins I’m done with this show forever. I really mean it this year! 😝

Whoever they are, I think they would bb ❤️

Happy Birthday to my darling wonderful wife @zebrapig.bsky.social - near two decades we have circled the sun together and you are still and always the person I choose to live with, munch foods with, watch movie marathons with and be very snug with.

So much love. Have a wonderful day. ❤️❤️❤️

Other things Jowling Kowling Rowling thinks people are lying about and aren't real:

Left-handedness ("More like FAKE-handedness")

Color-blindness ("They're just making it up to get special glasses")

The novels of Ann Patchett ("No one writes about Dutch Houses")

Luxembourg ("A likely story")

(Caveat: I am a bit of a philistine for any TV made before 1980 and other opinions are definitely available).

I will just say, if you’re genuinely planning to make a go of it, there is a LOT of that.

Which, y’know, chance to check email, make a coffee, switch over the laundry, make the bed, have a nap, read a book, write a book, make another coffee, overthrow the government…

You won’t miss anything.

Living with the most wonderful person I know for nearly half my life.

Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Love you too sweetie 😘😘😘

You’re brave! lol.

As a massive who fan I really struggle with most of the pre-2005 show. Not just the casual bigotry of Britain in the 60s, 70s, 80s… the pacing is so bloody slow. They would stretch out a 2 hour story to 4 by having them wander about for half of it.

My ADHD brain can’t handle 😂

Gods, is there better music for an emotional day than Alexandre Desplat’s HP and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2?

Truly epic work and get all my right feels. 🥹🥲

(And yes, yes I know but the music doesn’t give her anything and it’s not Alexandre’s fault).

This International Women’s Day I am thinking of women facing persecution all over the globe just for being who they are, especially women who are trans, queer, of colour, disabled, poor, living under despotic regimes.

Was just about to say but did the “check no-one else has first” 😂😂

One of my favourite episodes of Black Mirror. Both accurate to Britain at the time and sadly, more and more so today.

Well, there goes another supposed Democrat ally to LGBTQI+ folk.

Just who exactly is advocating for queer and trans people in the USA now?

The skies are darkening… 😞

Now that Costy Livs has taken a backseat, we appear to have moved into a new era.

Army-Geds

Let’s be fair, there is no such thing as “too much sex” for one chapter of fanfic