I saw him live (opening for Lenderman) before I even knew who he was and now really, really wish I could go back familiar

I know this is common knowledge/already a talking point, but my goodness is this draft class OLD

Been on my first big "New Threats from the Soul" phase since last fall, and think I am confident in declaring "Mutilation Falls" as the centerpiece of the album despite several worthy contenders

😂

Over on Twitter they're making SAVANNAH BANANA anti-Trump AI slop. It's totally over

Lollll

The Cardinals: Admitting their blatant attempt at trade leverage is a naked attempt at trade leverage. Have to respect it

Trump has purchased a Strait of Hormuz Lightning Lane Multi-Pass for Monday, so we are good for today

It is legitimately surprising John Kruk has never been on Saturday Night Live

Steve Cohen will not make it through his time with the Mets without trying to hire Jeff Lunhow at least once

Gennings Dunker (real)

Dammit

No

Forlorn batter challenges against Mason Miller >>>>>

^Controversies

Bankruptcy

Nooooo

End the sport if they don't let Messick finish this

Idea: Let a pitcher finish a no-hitter

Rock fans are so freaked out by an indie band actually getting popular again they've convinced themselves it was all a dream

I'm sure the Saudi money spigot turning off is a great sign for the global economy

I KNOW

It's unnerving how natural the Brooklyn B still looks on the Dodgers' cap

Shohei Ohtani not batting while pitching for the first time in five years coinciding with a national ESPN Joe Buck game is a touching NBA tribute from MLB

Dislocating to hear Ron Darling on ESPN

*climbing back on my bullshit wearily for “one last job”*

Vincent Kompany looking like Dak Prescott now lol

Omg they don't look that bad...

I'm not sure what kind of psychology this is, but even as an obvious joke where I knew what the punchline was going to be, I was ... still infuriated?

The Guardians have been weirdly horrible at "the little things"