saw a tiktok the other day where a girl was like "this pattern TOOK HOLD OF ME and i had to stop my other project to cast it on IMMEDIATELY" and it was an oversized stockinette raglan. hope you're ok, girlie 💖

[goes to open calendar app] opens calculator
[goes to open calculator app] opens calendar

ah... ok...

[doing alternating left & right decreases on a hat] EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE MOVE OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEE

[house creature that's been sleeping all day] omg are we FINALLY going to bed?? thank god

nothin like Black Friday for receiving emails from companies you got a pdf app from once telling you about some GREAT deals you DEFINITELY want

i thought you were making up a random example here until i flipped over to the trends, what is this, 2010?? ppl should at least rank something freakfully, like ranking every episode of Clone Wars

"that'll block out" a statement with the same unwarranted confidence as "we'll fix that in post"

somewhere in this apartment, there is a dongle.

had to cross to the other side of the street bc a man coming towards me just blew his nose into his BARE HAND and snot flew everywhere

anyway im gonna go hit my cow with a hoe to max out its affection

playing Harvest Moon 64 for the first time in years, and you know what, we lost something when we started accepting day 1 patches. we used to have glitches and exploits in games. we used to be able to raise Karen to max affection in one day by showing her our dog. we used to be a real country.

i have a couple of items im working on for myself, other than these my goal is to throw a finished garment at another person (and out of my apartment and sight)

girlies on tiktok who show off like 30 sweaters they knit for themselves frighten me. where do you put all those sweaters.

i hear they like to go abroad, idk where tho

yeah like i really dont believe there are enough muggings and attempted kidnappings in Clinton to keep Daredevil busy every night. unless twinks are more violent than I've been lead to believe.

whats wrong with an honest rib or garter stitch, i ask you

i learn something new with each knitting project... in this last one, i learned that folded collars are great for if you want your bind-off to take 2 hours and hurt your arms

yeah these haters are muddying the waters by being coy... they should just say that instead of making me try to guess if im talking to a hater

nupps are also a cruel knitting stitch, that is some crochet shit right there. i straight up just use my crochet hook to finish them lol. basically impossible otherwise, my addi needle tips arent very sharp.

no... your doohickey...

now being afraid of cats or dogs, i understand this. sometimes you meet a Weird One and the interaction stays with you. but usually being confused by/not understanding can be cured by hanging out with one

im not sure how often ppl mean it that way vs "i prefer x animal", but as someone who grew up with both i find it baffling that anyone could strongly dislike either

knitting cables takes me 20x longer, mostly because i keep losing my crucial doohickey

whenever i knit i meditate upon the dumbest shit. currently thinking about how i never used to understand that when some ppl said they were a "cat person" or a "dog person" they meant that they disliked or didn't understand the other animal

i put down my doohickey and it teleports into the couch cushions. evil doohickey

[me, knitting cables for the first time] WHERE is my DOOHICKEY!!

lacking in vitamin svc (saltnvinegarchips)

an adult struggle: WHICH colander should i use!

screenshot from the new pokemon game, random npc on the street is saying "If I'm upset, giving my partner's Poké Ball a little squeeze helps."

cropped version of previous image, of just the wretched dialogue "If I'm upset, giving my partner's Poké Ball a little squeeze helps."

oh! ok! thanks for letting me know!

you know what the recent pokemon games have gotten right? a phone that floats in front of my face so i dont have to hold it. we gotta get the boys working on that shit