One of the hardest things about living away from home is that kind of food being a regular thing. It's totally possible to get chicken friend steak in Chicago, but it's not near as common and on more than one occassion I've had to explain what that even is to people.
Matt I will buy you BK every day for a week.
If I wasn't moving in two weeks I would be so far up your ass (METAPHORICALLY) on this sale, Matt.
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
Aide: "Mr. Mayor, we just received an anonymous tip that FRANCIS is running an illegal bike theft ring out of the city-run supermarket in Long Island City."
Mamdani: "Let's roll. But first, good morning MISTER BREAKFAST."
(Danny Elfman score plays)
Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix this town’s housing crisis. To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. buff.ly/J0bc1Yy
Molly Parker reports with @propublica.org
“Hollywood, believe it or not, is a blue-collar town...“It’s thousands and thousands of Grips and Gaffers. Drivers and Decorators. Builders and Boom operators. Camera teams and Caterers... And they’re all about to get f*cked”
Damon Lindelof Reveals Reason He Signed Anti-Paramount-WBD Merger Missive
It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.
Man I'm sorry Devindra. Thankfully the only time that's ever happened to *ME* was on a 3-hour drive from Tulsa to my college town and that was 20 years ago. I still remember how MISERABLE I was and know that's nothing compared to what you got.
im not even a total ai skeptic - it don't care for it broadly for various reasons but it will definitely wind up changing things. but the way everyone talks about it is so fucking stupid it hurts
Todd is a good follow
It’s a good question, let’s clear the air:
1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span,
2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black,
3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic.
4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.
Hello yes I am an asst. shift mgr. of the scare floor is there anything I can do to make the experience worse?
Not sure I have the time to carve out for the "hot people in Tuscany" movie (we'll see), but the title to this post alone I am in full endorsement of. Especially in this season of life I'm in right now, after losing my dad, turning 40 and seeing my COL skyrocket all in a 2-month span.
So does this mean you're gonna start rockin' a Burberry scarf?!? (you should)
Naming my sports team the “Oklahoma City Bombers” and being shocked as the crowd pelts me with fruit
Confident in my ability to properly ship even better, I take the strait. I smile *and* wave at my opponent. Khamenei DOES return the gesture, b/c he sees how swole I am bruh. He fires a missile anyway. I force the ship to capsize, dodging the blast but I drown heroically (pretty sure it's heroic).
I'll put my lips on anyone's ears you just put them in front of me.
If I were in a place where I could (I am moving and already have beaucoups wall hangings not hung in my current space) I'd clear out your bagel backlog. But I hope you get rid of these (by selling them and making all the $$)
The correct response to this missive is Two Weeks to Impeach & Remove. Anything else is aiding and abetting these crimes.
Thank god. Christ.
But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.
a sex pest real estate guy who lost money on his casinos got elected president twice because he played a deals man on tv and then he destroyed the global economy. baudrilliard would die if he wasn't already dead.
Vote Kluwe, he won't kick the can down the road!
just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him
Help Chris "out-kick" the competition! Give him a "leg up" and into the California Assembly!
(you can use these for free.99, I release all rights to these bad slogans)
I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.
[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this
Core memory unlocked of the one that used to be in Owasso, OK (one of the filming locations in "The Outsiders").
Imagine reading these two Easter Sunday messages and pretending the one on top honors God and Christianity and the one on the bottom threatens them.
In reality, the Muslim is far more Christ-like than the MAGA ordained Christian.
