The problem with "nothing ever happens" as a guiding principle is that you gotta be right every time.

sno-tinie queen? 👀

I don't think that's what the sign says, pic bot

It Was on Your Table Every Morning Growing Up. It’s Dying Before Our Eyes. No One Wants to Face It. The powerhouse of American citrus is suffering a brutal decline. Everyone has a theory about why.

Orange juice is having a rough couple decades

Don't worry, my boy is a sedan chair feminist

Wait until Kash Patel sobers up and found out he filed a $250M lawsuit against The Atlantic

Bald eagle on Haystack Rock through the milsurp binocs

NA michelada on the beach imo

Hey man. Yeah we’ve got 2 dozen guys on background that say you’re a crazy piece of shit

if you are in the Portland area, go to JC Rice Noodle and order the beef chow fun (or vegetarian if you don't eat beef.) fresh soy milk optional but good. one order is enough for 2-3 adults.

it's take-out only so you'll have to bring a utensil and eat it in a small park nearby. thank me later.

Ok yeah she says thank you lol

This is incredible. Like being in the room.

Marvelous stuff. I'm living for the single pluck at 2:20, right under "babe"

Wife finished the book yesterday and told me the ending. Hoo boy.

Oh hey my wife just got a job near there. Rad, thank you

See in the third grade this is what you told:
You was bought, you was sold
Now they sayin' Juice left some heads cracked
I bet ya Jed Clampett want his money back
--Cell Therapy (Goodie Mob, 1995)

The Goodie Mob called Bill Clinton Jed Clampett idk

Correct uncle, incorrect nephew

Bruce Springsteen, 1970:

Are young Americans driving less? It seems so. In 1983, 46.2% of 16-year-olds and 80% of 18-year-olds had driver's licenses. By 2021, only 25% of 16-year-olds and 60% of 18-year-olds were licensed drivers. What’s more, only 80% of adults in their 20s had a driver's license in 2020, down 10% from 1997.[1]

The inverse of Gen X lead exposure, Gen Z will be statistically better because of this.

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

The Attitude Era (1997-2002)

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros

Much like Wikipedia will bring you back to "philosophy" if you keep jamming the first link, all "why" holes end here: because it's nice/it's not nice/physics.

1995

Drinks are so expensive now which I don't mind because I quit drinking and can now enjoy 5 cheeseburgers for the same old tab.

Otherwise smart people lose a lot of grip online when they observe this phenomenon and never move to synthesize it. You've nailed the weather report: put on a jacket, dogg.

Ahhh (dats me yelling about the chompers)

Thinking bout thos chompers

This seems like a good crescendo to end with. Once he goes all the strings will shift into harmony like the end of A Day in the Life, and that's how we'll know.

Heard all twenty people who think you're important made it to your little party that's neat!

lmao god damn it