Random Mama Murph art still sits waiting to be found

Wrong answer.

I took care of things for you✌️

I’m a hard working lazy person.

there isn’t enough time in the day to be a woman

Mamas yard at night illuminated by a single bulb, wind gong on the left, small wooden house on the bottom right, Mad Tiki dude watching over his kingdom

Hi!! My tiki lives with the spirit house and i love him! I hope you're well and livin la vida loca

Did you know that therapy takes more than one appointment? Just found out and i am LIVID

This day in history. 2015. National Tea Day in the United Kingdom. Dreadful stuff, tea. Poisons the insides and breaks the spirit. My uncle Petey gave up whisky and switched to tea and never pulled a quarter out of my ear again.

Librarians are amazing. You can ask them about a book you think might have been a dream, but you’re pretty sure you read when you were eleven and the cover was blue…and they’ll find it! 💙📚

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

Tiki!🤍💃🏽✌️

Being human is exhausting

It just seems strange that the only organ that has strings you could pull is your heart.

You gift cursed items to the people you love the most, right?

you don’t win friends with unsalted pistachios

Problems that solve themselves: How many pillows doesn't matter if you don't make your bed.

You guys go on and keep reaching for the stars. I’ll just stay here and have an egg.

Whenever I see those videos of Belgian Malinois’ being absolutely psychotic I think to myself how somewhere in my bloodline there was a Belgian Malinois & that’s prob why I have sucha great coat

Not the same. But ok.

I’ve been waiting on a black hole sun since ‘94

Lu Yan (b. 1980), Regeneration - Floating Life (polychrome woodblock)

420 day is when you eat a whole pi and watch star wars

By a show of hands, how many men carry pepper spray for protection from men?

The heart knows what it wants. Sometimes love, sometimes a lil surgical procedure to keep on ticking.

You kids and your fancy bathroom alchemy. Time was, all you need in the shower was a bar of soap, a can of Schlitz, and a crippling fear of intimacy

Congratulations! That's a good day🐾

thanks😊

This dog rescue had a slumber party night where volunteers got to sleep with a dog up for adoption!

This is the kind of place I’d donate my time and money to.

Slumber Pawty! 🐾

Being pressured by the local youths to eat a bug.