as an image/picture lover, I can't get enough of Bluesky, The Vibe-Coded Site

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

seasonal allergies are kicking dillon's butt today

"what happens if I win?"

"You may end up becoming a galactic senator and an assassin will try to put a centipede in your ear!"

if I remember my naboo lore correctly, all the other handmaidens are the girls who also ran. weirdest middle school student body government ever

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Tweet screenshot goblin boy @swinginparteigh Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for JJ Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Don't worry mr. sky walker. I saw your Chanel boots. 6:43 AM - 12/4/19 • Twitter for iPhone 8,411 Retweets 41.7K Likes

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i would be the Brock Samson of scissoring Millennial nannies

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

silsila on killingsworth you saved my life I owe you everything

just worked 12 hours with an 8 am call time tomorrow and found out there's an Indian place open until 4 am. hell yeah we're so back

Exactly one year ago today:

Friday

Catholic manifesting (praying) jd vance getting excommunicated

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

"soft on crime" is not something you can describe a pope as. that's just not a thing!

Al Franken: a known harasser who was pushed out by his own party and immediately replaced by a far more effective and more progressive senator. Yes, we definitely wouldn’t want that to happen again.

he was actually ahead of the curve on vaseline slugging

rewatching aqua teen from episode 1. somehow several seasons in and carl hasn't aged a day. what's his routine

I wish more names and ages matched this rhyming scheme, because I would use this in every birthday card if I could

when I'm shit talking myself in my head, sometimes I'll add "... MELISSA" to the end of it, and it becomes a fun joke and I can move on

FINALLY I can share the specific home movies exchange that always haunts my brain

yeah it seems like the timing of subtitles and episodes is a lil off, but hopefully will be fixed

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@boxofhamsters.bsky.social have you seen this?

Alex says to herself "since the gay hockey show, I've been seeing the whole world as gay guys." She see salt and pepper shakers. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees a knife and fork. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees some gay guys. She imagines them as gay guys.

I just don't think the head of the Catholic Church who is from Chicago is particularly moved by threats from an administration who's worse at cover ups and corruption than his hometown AND employer(?)

this is some real stuff from chuck right here