i get to do this to the new hire at work tomorrow

X is down... to the time out corner i go

AI kills a mentally ill person every other day and the bubble still hasn’t popped. the stock market is so fucking fugazi. why does a percentage of my paycheck go to drooling morons that think lines go up forever?

zohran mamdani just put all the women in nyc into the cube

renaming the Dems to the Dorns. its fans could be called the Dorners

you have such a great record on Palestine but wouldn’t vote to defund Israel’s Iron Dome? bc it came from someone you disliked? that’s akin to giving a bulletproof vest to a mass shooter. what materially separates your vote from the AIPAC funded shills and cronies you voted in line with?

i guess that means the hill is spreading misinfo now? or maybe thats just you doing it

That theory is interesting but saying some USSS guy accidentally discharged his rifle and domed Kennedy in front of him is ludicrous. There would be multiple witnesses to that fuckup

oh they fucking haaaate each other

today would have been a good day to launch group chats

free him

learn to sit back and relax, not everything needs a reaction

if you have no money in stocks or crypto you have basically nothing to worry about

speeding tickets are kinda genius. bosses have always been baby hitlers about punctuality, so what better way to raise money for the pigpen then by punishing efficient speedy commuters

yea im a film buff

i feel like Batman or halo

check out these texts to my gf i sent after renting my first cybertruck while im on leave from active duty lol

look at my breadtubers dawg we're never getting a second american revolution

a new working class hero emerges from the state of nebraska

how hard is it to add bookmarks?

praying in the tub would almost certainly cause some splishing and splashing

not being able to see who blocked you on here drives me nuts lol

the “botted the followers” award goes to…

if you’re a guy that nobody remotely liked they put shit like “father, husband, businessman” in your obit

not eating mcdonalds for another 2 years

free luigis mansion

celebrate deez nutz

united healthcare ceo had just found a loose screw at a boeing warehouse

mayonnaise is good for you. they named a clinic after it

crazy that pixies have two spots in my top 5 songs and nowhere on my top artists. how is that possible

can u say death to israel on here 🥺