Oof in the style of the 💯 emoji. Red text with two underlines

now this is the kind of oof i can get behind

i'm nashin my equilibrium!

has anyone put Moon Child in FUSER yet?

Moon Ghost

having never seen the word before, and seeing "MUNA" got me thinking luna/moon, so "celestial lesbian" was where my mind went

celibate lesbians?

that's no bird!

Train robbery

Sounds like what they're actually doing is monitoring employees to train AI how to better identify and crack down on employees

way to shit your brain, shit for brains

The military: famously hospitable to personal autonomy and choice. They can't just tell soldiers what to do!

i didn't know about Moon Child, but now that i do, this is incredible

Bear's Jerrière

yoga panties and granny pants

you're my favorite asshole online goose lady

wait. the story...is true!

I wish I could understand what Zorak was "saying"

Panel 1: Cartoon man looking unhappy with his arms crossed. Panel 2: Man with his hands thrown up in the air, looking frustrated, saying "I GUESS"

life hack

to which i reply "deezer my nuts"

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Philip Glass - Sesame Street - Geometry of Circles.mp4 YouTube video by SamCam2011

Oh yeah, I'm not knocking it! I love this from Sesame Street

I've always thought Philip Glass' music has a tendency to sound a bit samey

like Tylenol PM

moira done-it-again

no, but i will now

is it Boston

loved him in Cats. we love Andrew Lloyd Webber, don't we folks?

it's the enemy of ancient society too