Hosting a podcast is out.
Running a Discord is in.

At least add some mustard. You can’t just raw dog that dog raw. 🌭

Where can I get All-Dressed seasoning in a shaker?

If I have to “dive in” one more time, I’m gonna puke. And don’t you dare tell me to “get into it.”

Okay, I think I got figured it out.
Sexually bi,
Culturally lesbian,
Socially closeted,
Financially pan

Paralousers in shock rn

What good is voice to text, really, if I have to be the one to add the extra Y’s in ‘babyyyyyy’?

NEW: Fully leaked diplomatic cable directing the implementation of this policy at all US diplomatic and consular posts.

Um, excuse me? That’s illegal. I only download keygens for the bops.

Oh, so we’re actually in the Raised by Wolves timeline.

Baby dills, tangy no garlic.

Happy VD day. I hope for you that means Valentine’s. #BeSafe

An icon showing a square with an arrow going from the centre, extending past the upper-right corner.

Dear web developers. This symbol, means that your link is supposed to open in a new tab or window. Stop lying to me!

A dishevelled Gwendoline Christie in a suit and farming attire holding a cowbell.

Gwendoline Christie as goat mommy is everything.

Honk honk!
That’s the sound of the geese.

Honk honk!
That’s the sound of the beast.

I just had two cookies and a Coke.

I think my sexuality is just, crop top.

Have you seen the cost of flights? Literally homophobic.

Does anyone else call Siri a ‘good girl’ when she actually gets a command right?

Why does everyone assume cats are kneading biscuits. They could be making fo-cat-ccia.

Family drama is bad enough but have you ever had to watch Elf with motion smoothing on?

Rewriting history.

The south wall falls today. And the little gingerbread men are lost to the void.

Please don’t forget that trees are big.

Klara Woldenga does not fear the moon.

Ah the holiday season, the only time of yeah you can unironically say dinner was a couple trees and the north-facing roof.

I have the best friends.

Does anyone else feel terrible when they watch the finale of Bakeoff, and can’t remember any of the people who left the show before the semi-final?

Cirrus Bonobo · The North Borders · Song · 2013

Chill and funky.
open.spotify.com/track/2lJ4d8...

Do Vine next.