Today is finally the day I get to see my favorite adaptation of my favorite book on the big screen! #prideandprejudice

The crushing, unbearably lonely phase passes, right?

Realizing how manipulated you've been is a hard pill to swallow.

I miss tf out of my parents today. It's been 8 years since I got to hug my dad.

I feel like I've been on day 3 of influenza a for a year now. 😷 🤧

I'm completely convinced no one will ever be as cool as David Bowie was.

Anybody else creeped out by the official bathroom break?

LOL the Foxnews commercials say “For All America”

Hahahahhaha

Occasionally I see someone from my past, and it feels like a memory walking by as they pass.

I can't remember the last time I played with a Lite Brite.

Nobody is better at hurting my feelings than me, but I'm gonna keep trying to boost myself anyway.

I want to cry for you!

😮‍💨 fkn yikes bro. Mine was like $90, but I have natural gas too.

ICE is detaining natives and threatening to deport them. Wtg maga! You just keep outdoing yourselves!

My heart hurts today. 💔

I wish there was anything on Netflix as good as Bistro Huddy or Shawna the Mom.

Anybody else reading #AfterTheOcean right now? I'm on page 88 and it's getting SO GOOD!

It's hard being the strong one all the time. I want a soft girl life 😭

I can't express how excited I am to dig into this book! #AfterTheOcean

I'm glad I have more money in other places. I was supposed to get paid 2 days ago.

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress.

Tomorrow I'm going there in person to see what's really going on.

I hope #capitalone is ready to pay everyone's late fees.

I dated a guy who told me I needed to ask permission before getting any more tattoos. Fuck that.

What a fkn year.

Who else likes a jammy yolk?

There's not a lot I wouldn't do for a good bread and butter pickle.

I told Jax, "You'll either find your breakfast adorable, or nightmare fuel. Either way, I win!" #rudolph #breakfast

She doubled in 6 hours, and she's still growing. #sourdough

I got myself what I wanted for Christmas because I'm the best gift giver ❤️

I said I wanted a bunch of letters behind my name. WTF is not what I had in mind.