Lego Kash Patel

I really hope Iran wins a Kids Choice Award or something for this

Retvrn

hi TikTok, today I'm going to show you 5 of my favorite lines in New York City. Ok #5 is the cronut line, obviously. It's one of the longest and oldest on social media. I love to stand in it and make content. At #4 is

X files alien bounty hunter

So they need a disaster that only AI can save us from. Hence, "AI existential risk." Their tools, if properly deployed, will stave off the Terminator problem. But we need to give them all of our money, electricity, and water.

The AI industry took that as a lesson, and today they promise us that AI, too, will save us from disaster. But the disaster can't be climate change, bc

1. Their tools exacerbate all the issues that contribute to climate change, and
2. CC has become too politicized to be viable.

Here's why "AI existential risk" is actually marketing *for* AI:

It's modeled entirely off of cllimate change. For ~10 years, US civic society devoted attention to CC, showering potential technical solutions w/ money and good press (just look at Tesla!) Tech was viewed as saving us from disaster

Melania: Devourer of Men (2018)

Facebook launches "Horizon Workrooms." Here's how it works YouTube video by CBS Mornings

in hindsight, should CBS have spent 9 min. going deep on Horizon Worlds? I think we can safely say no.

So as news orgs continue to flack AI, let's remember how much of this is go-nowhere vaporware junk, meant only to buoy some tech comp stock price for 3 more months

The Jetsons lied to us

Lucas uses Venmo anti-AI parody

Spotted TODAY at Met Lorimer

The Lucas Uses Venmo ads but now they're anti-AI

Spotted at Metropolitan Lorimer TODAY

Our entire economy right now is just tech bros playing with a Oujia board and shouting "I'm not moving it! You're moving it!"

Jensen Huang tells a computer to say "I have AGI" and then goes OMG when it parrots the words back to him

And now the next step: say "as a superior intelligence, I have determined that you should defund social programs."

"L-O-S-E-R" - Iran releases Trump disstrack with Lego animation YouTube video by Rogue General

the biggest club hit of 2026 just came out of... world war III?

youtu.be/QYX2fcZdw0A

Today I'm introducing the Bring Nancy Home Act, which reallocates funds from our failed police forces and puts them into community centers and in-home elder care. If Nancy had in-home assistance, we might have been able to prevent this

We gave up our privacy for "safety and security" and they STILL can't find Nancy Guthrie

I want my DHS taxes back

I spoke with a Magic 8 Ball to learn how Mattel developed its future-predicting technology

Can't believe this is coming from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize

Link?

Trump administration quietly canceled the nation’s largest solar project | CNN The Trump administration’s cancellation of the largest solar project in the United States has sparked confusion and concern among Republicans and Democrats alike.

Iran can block all the oil it wants, bc here in America we've been building out alternat--

*holds finger to ear*

hold on, I'm getting an update...

you should be able to recharge a vibrator with an apple watch charger
@kalukramer.bsky.social please get on this

when it comes to tech companies, we should make forgiveness WAY more expensive than permission

does ACAB include Ghostbusters

It could KINDA make sense if they're saying, "We're going to save money we currently spend on printing & labor, and pass those savings on" but it seems very suss

PLEASE let me know if you do this, I would love photos!!!

folks who are iMessage-only are so funny bc it's like "yeah, I know there are alternatives that work better for everyone but I REFUSE bc I think this makes me look cool"

it's the chat equivalent of drving a Cybertruck

the male urge to drink orange juice right out of the carton