this is all a compliment, that shit is hilarious when it's not you doing it

or they just send you on a wild ass goose chase

maybe the funniest thing runescape does is make you do a bunch of the old dogshit quests from when it was the height of game design to force someone to make 3 1/5 rolls in a row or do stealth sections in a game very bad at stealth sections

At the San Antonio Missions game with @caterwaul.bsky.social. we're workshopping a bit where baseball commentators introduce batters by noting if they were born before or after 9/11

"Next up is #8, Drew Jones. Jones has a .278 batting average and has never known a world without the Global War on Terror"

"Dawson has 3 RBIs, and it'll only take a double to make that 4. Born in 1998, he could theoretically remember seeing Colin Powell lie to the UN"

Vicious War Criminal has arrived, seeking employment.

saving this for future use

i'm pretty sure i only came back because someone told me about the market website and i sold some out of print relics and just bought the parts lmao

pre adhd meds guinevere was kind of a huge coward

i quit the game for like three years because i didnt wanna do the necramech grind

it's funny watching ppl new to warframe get into it because my experience with the game is like over a decade of coming back once a year and grinding crazy hard just to meet the requirements of a new quest and now all those quests you can do in like. a week. or two.

The cavalry is here

Oh lawd he comin

#LancerTokens

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"

was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova

Five red corsairs raiders

A red corsair raider with a pistol and a power fist

A red corsairs raider with an Axe and a Pistol

First five Red Corsair's Raiders finished

#redcorsairs #warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #paintingminiatures #nerdlings #warmongers #paintslam26

kind of insane dude would rather break their face bones with a hammer than learn how to do make up

Nearly to the end of April, & I'm now at a grand total of 6 finished models. This could be a record-breakingly slow year!

#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingMiniatures

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

weapon x is one of the sillier parts of xmen just cause it keeps going for some reason but the aura farming is off the charts gotta say i do love that

Weapon X

turning him into some kinda lightning rod for every dumb choice this site makes sense is probably not a good idea

guy seems like a top tier buffoon but idk man i don't really care + this whole thing is getting weird

wish that guy had a unique username so i could just mute it

Ex-Inquisitor Katrina De'Arque, with a different hairstyle and a very different appearance. She has wings, cloven hooves and digitigrade legs, courtesy of the Chaos Gods. She still carries a power sword, and her armour is still gloss black with gold trim; her hair is still blonde... but she is very clearly no longer a loyal Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus!

A Chaos Space Marine called Alpharius, bodyguard and advisor to Katrina De'Arque. It is charging forwards, firing a bolt pistol carried in its right hand. It wears the shimmering blue-green armour plate of the 20th Legion, the Alpha Legion. Its armour bears obvious signs of mutation, and has the silver trim of the Legion's heraldry. Its left hand is a large power fist, and the bolt pistol's targeter is a demonic eye...

A bloodsoaked World Eater, whose mutated armour plate is covered in old and fresh gore. Beneath the blood can be seen the ancient colours of the Legion - white and blue, with golden trim - as well as trophies and icons. It carries a massive power axe in its right hand, and bears a huge sword-sized combat knife in its left. Its name is Shakarr, and it is an advisor and bodyguard to Katrina De'Arque.

A Word Bearer Space Marine strides towards the camera, thunder hammer carried in its right hand, held across the body, head down. In its left hand it carries a plasma pistol. Its head is bare, teeth clenched in a snarl, pale and sickly looking skin covered in the runic script of the Book of Lorgar. A skull sits atop its leather-bound topknot of hair, and its ancient armour plate is the deep dark red of the Word Bearers, trimmed in silver. A monstrous creature's skin is draped across it, and the armour is clearly infested by a daemonic presence. It, too, is an advisor and bodyguard to Katrina De'Arque.

Inquisitor De'Arque ended up going rogue, falling to Chaos & causing a civil war on the world of Karaboudjan during the 13th Black Crusade. Her current bodyguard are very different to the Stormtroopers of old...

#wargaymers #WomenInWarhammer #wokehammer #Chaos #40K #Warhammer40000 #miniatures

uh oh! local fool started taking care of herself and her mental health is now subtly reliant on a half dozen rituals and she isn't aware of it!

Commission for @lgooms.bsky.social of her character Phaedre
Thank you so much! 💖
#VGen

Designs for Gwena the knight errant and Almira the sorceress, two maidens of noble origins who travel together across the kingdom of Ahraven.
From our worldbuilding #oc

guys born before the year 2000 loved being named john

Lil ratty friend today 🙏🤘