I don't care how many Autos are Thefted, Grandly, I will never forget Lemmings.

Rogue Trooper | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by 2000 AD

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On Friday I went to watch Akira on the biggest screen in the land.

#Blender cloth simulation but every time it plays the cloth doubles in detail.

It's so Amiga-coded (pun sort of intended) it hurts.

It also looks a bit Turricanish to me. Is it Turricanish?

Desmond Askew's English accent in Go is spectacularly bad, even more so because he is in fact English.

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They are obviously just copying my excellent (and out of print) ideas.

That's brave. If I had a wall showing me what I could have done, I'd probably walk down to the sea and chuck myself in. 😂

I bet he has some stories about The War...

Nope.

Hegseth with his crayons, trying to work out how the US Navy can blockade the Vatican.

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

9 panel comic Panel 1: The view from the cockpit of a spacecraft. Two green alien hands grip the controls. A planet can be seen in front of the ship. Panel 2: One of the alien hands move to the left and presses a red button. Two laser beams fire from the ship directing into the centre of the planet below. Panel 3: The planet begins to rupture under the force of the lasers. Panel 4: The planet completely explodes. The ship and the pilot are bathed in a blood-red glow. Panels 5, 6, and 7: The alien pilot turns the ship 180 degrees so he is facing empty space and the dying planet is behind him. Panels 8 and 9: The alien presses a green button and the space craft accelerates to warp speed. A dimensional rift opens in the distance. The viewing window fills with white light.

9 panel comic Panel 1: The alien space craft is travelling through a dimensional rift and is surrounded by white light. Panel 2: The ship comes out of warp drive. Through the viewing window we now see a reddish purple planet with rings around it. The alien’s home world. Panels 3 and 4: The space craft draws nearer to the planet. Panels 5 and 6: The craft drops down through the planets atmosphere. Through the dust of the rings and past the clouds. Panels 7, 8, and 9: The planet’s surface is revealed. It is jagged and harsh with a poisonous looking lake cutting through the landscape. The ship touches down, kicking up a cloud of dust.

8 panel comic Panel 1: We look down at the alien’s body as he removes his seat belt. Panels 2 and 3: The alien gets up and makes his way towards the large circular door at the back of the ship. Panels 4 and 5: The alien releases the door mechanism. He is home. He has destroyed an entire planet and population and he will face no consequences. Or so he thinks. Unfortunately for him, the door to his ship opens to reveal… Panel 6: Lieutenant Columbo standing on the planet’s surface. The detective is looking at a small black rift hovering in the air in front of him. He addresses the alien directly and says “Sir, is this a window into an endless void?” Panel 7: Columbo takes a closer look at the rift and continues, “Mrs Columbo wants one of these things” Panel 8: Tossing up his hands in mock exasperation, he adds “I said to her, why do you wanna stare into an abyss? We gotta tv!”

POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.

There's a new GOP talking point that trans people kill more people than ICE agents. I've seen it a dozen times on social media and it's already been made into a meme.

So here's your reminder it's completely false. Also, trans people aren't rounding folks up and shipping them to concentration camps.

I was just telling some friends about the Weetabix Men. When I said they advertised a cereal to children with cute little cartoon, um, skinheads, they thought I was joking.

a statue of liberty sits on a sandy beach Alt: Planet of the Apes: a statue of liberty sits on a sandy beach

He's going to blow up the world while those astronauts are up there, isn't he?

An orc archer model in a game of Rangers of Shadowdeep.

Rangers of Shadowdeep. The Legally Distinct Nazgul end-of-level boss went down in one round. This basic orc archer, though? He stuck around for five turns and almost took out two of the party.

And look how much better the 2D animation does than the generic post-Pixar cgi in the rest of it. Sigh.

Nicole Appleton describes a Christmas at home with her sister Natalie and Liam from Oasis and Liam from The Prodigy: "Just after Gene [Gallagher, son of Liam] was born, we had one Christmas with Nat and Liam [Howlett of the Prodigy, Nat’s husband] where the turkey took for ever to cook, and everyone was so pissed we ended up getting KFC."

I enjoy this image of Liam Oasis and Liam Prodigy trying and failing to cook a Chrimble turkey.

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That smartbomb mechanic is genius. Why *shouldn't* you have Street Fighter style special moves in a scrolling shooter?

Mei sleeps on Totoro's belly, from the film My Neighbour Totoro.

Always loved this one. It's like the 1983 D&D Basic Box cover from an alternate, pulpier, timeline.

Unofficially, of course. 😉

I suppose there's nothing stopping you doing that in any edition. Just call them generic unaligned renegades and then model/paint them how you like!

A very regular cloud formation that looks like the way a 3D effect was faked on 80s Sega arcade games.

I see the simulation is running on old Sega hardware today.

They should remake 'Allo 'Allo, keeping exactly the same scripts, just set it in the Star Wars universe.

Black and white picture of OCP officer Alex Murphy

Good Friday. Time to remember a man who died and returned days later to save us all.

Meanwhile, on the moon...

The Town That Built A Death Star YouTube video by Paul And Sanja

Behold a brand new video, featuring a whole heap of British toy nostalgia... from a Death Star roundabout - to Action Man himself. Happy Easter, everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OFZ...