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Article from Private Eye: “THE TIMES NEW ROMAN
• April Fools Day 279BC
KING PYRRHUS DECLARES 'TOTAL AND COMPLETE VICTORY' by Our Military Staff HUGH CYDIDES
celebrated a triumphant defeat of the entire Roman civilisation in a series of recent battles.
King Pyrrhus said the Epirote army had "met and exceeded all military objectives" and that the defeated Romans were begging him for a peace treaty.
"These mad bastards have surrendered in the face of Operation Epirus Fury," the king said. "This is the last you will ever hear of the Roman Empire, and I certainly won't be deposed in a few years' time!"
Pyrrhus added that the Roman 10-point peace plan, which includes Rome retaining total control over the Ancient World, was "not a problem" and showed that, "we will win big TOGETHER!"
Last week the king had been given a message from the Oracle at Delphi that, "A great empire will suffer a crushing defeat", and reposted the message on his tablet, saying, "Even loser Oracle supports me! Make Epirus Great Again!"
However, there are worries that King Pyrrhus might be overstating the nature of what he calls, "this great Pyrrhic victory that will go down in history and never be forgotten, and the name of Donald Pyrrhus will live for ever! Thank you for your attention to this matter."”

Article from Private Eye: “THE TIMES NEW ROMAN • April Fools Day 279BC KING PYRRHUS DECLARES 'TOTAL AND COMPLETE VICTORY' by Our Military Staff HUGH CYDIDES celebrated a triumphant defeat of the entire Roman civilisation in a series of recent battles. King Pyrrhus said the Epirote army had "met and exceeded all military objectives" and that the defeated Romans were begging him for a peace treaty. "These mad bastards have surrendered in the face of Operation Epirus Fury," the king said. "This is the last you will ever hear of the Roman Empire, and I certainly won't be deposed in a few years' time!" Pyrrhus added that the Roman 10-point peace plan, which includes Rome retaining total control over the Ancient World, was "not a problem" and showed that, "we will win big TOGETHER!" Last week the king had been given a message from the Oracle at Delphi that, "A great empire will suffer a crushing defeat", and reposted the message on his tablet, saying, "Even loser Oracle supports me! Make Epirus Great Again!" However, there are worries that King Pyrrhus might be overstating the nature of what he calls, "this great Pyrrhic victory that will go down in history and never be forgotten, and the name of Donald Pyrrhus will live for ever! Thank you for your attention to this matter."”

Classics in the current Private Eye…

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Turns out a speculative bet on a horse with a Roman name has paid off… #Maximus

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Created and printed a GCSE Class Civ Myth and Religion revision board game. Now to test it out!

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Ramses Exhibition I went to the Ramses II exhibition at Battersea Power Station. Impressive stuff, would recommend. Here are some of my highlights. Statue of Ramses Il as a Sphinx Offering a Ram-headed Vessel: Limes…

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Ostracon Depicting a Cat Herding Geese
Limestone, Ink
New Kingdom, Dynasties 19-20
Egyptian Museum

Ostracon Depicting a Cat Herding Geese Limestone, Ink New Kingdom, Dynasties 19-20 Egyptian Museum

One of my highlights of the Ramses exhibition at Battersea:

Ostracon Depicting a Cat Herding Geese
Limestone, Ink
New Kingdom, Dynasties 19-20
Egyptian Museum

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Sappho 🥰

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Ἔσπερε πάντα φέρων ὄσα φαίνολις ἐσκέδασ’ Αὔως
†φέρεις ὄιν, φέρεις† αἶγα, φέρεις {ἄπυ} μάτερι παῖδα.

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This is me

1 Penthesilea
2 Cassandra
3 Andromache
4 Priam
5 Nestor
6 Hector
7 Anchises
8 Memnon
9 Briseis
10 Helen
11 Patroclus
12 Aeneas
13 Ajax Minor
14 Odysseus
15 Sarpedon
16 Paris
17 Diomedes
18 Menelaus
19 Ajax Major
20 Achilles
21 Glaucus
22 Agamemnon

4 weeks ago 2 1 1 0

Excellent.

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

1 month ago 2 1 0 0
The Roman Bath house ruins at Ravenglass, viewed from further away

The Roman Bath house ruins at Ravenglass, viewed from further away

A 2m high wall of the Ravenglass Roman Bath house ruins, viewed through the birch wood next to it

A 2m high wall of the Ravenglass Roman Bath house ruins, viewed through the birch wood next to it

The exposed brick work of the ruins of the Ravenglass Roman Bath house

The exposed brick work of the ruins of the Ravenglass Roman Bath house

An arch still standing as part of the Roman Bath house ruins at Ravenglass

An arch still standing as part of the Roman Bath house ruins at Ravenglass

I went to Ravenglass yesterday. Last time I was there was 2015. The bath house was built alongside the Roman fort which once stood here. Once nearby the wooden buildings in the vicus lay along cobbled roads which were alive with soldiers, women and children, traders, sailors, and craftsmen.

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A picture of John Taylor in a blue check shirt with a sunny grassy hillside behind

A picture of John Taylor in a blue check shirt with a sunny grassy hillside behind

Off to spend an afternoon listening to this wonderful man tomorrow #JohnTaylor #GreektoGCSE

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A picture of John Taylor wearing glasses and a blue check shirt with a backdrop of a grassy hillside in the sunshine

A picture of John Taylor wearing glasses and a blue check shirt with a backdrop of a grassy hillside in the sunshine

Off to spend an afternoon listening to this wonderful man tomorrow #JohnTaylor #GreektoGCSE

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Classics In Our Time Podcasts This is a list of podcasts from BBC In Our Time. I originally posted this as a Blog Post in 2017, but now updating it to a Page to make it easier to edit. Latest update: 4 September 2025 Greek…

Classics In Our Time podcasts page updated to include the latest one on the Roman Arena! keenerclassics.wordpress.com/classics-in-...

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BBC Radio 4 - In Our Time, The Roman Arena Misha Glenny and guests discuss the origins and harsh realities of the gladiator life.

This Thursday, In Our Time discusses The Roman Arena: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

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Bacchae Premiere and Director Q&A (Rent) Purchase one-off access to the online premiere of Bacchae. Followed by an exclusive Q&A with Indhu Rubasingham. Friday 6th February | Live at 7:30pm GMT. The women of the Bacchae will not be...

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A picture of me (Andy Keen) in a Man United hat and coat, looking into the distance mysteriously…! And a Happy New Year message.

A picture of me (Andy Keen) in a Man United hat and coat, looking into the distance mysteriously…! And a Happy New Year message.

Happy New Year 2026!

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Just to be clear, I love Bob. Even his worst song is better than most people’s best song. Keep fighting the good fight! 💪🏼

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Why? Have you played *all* the other Bob Dylan songs? Because surely this is the worst.

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A partial floor mosaic, with a column behind and various other museum exhibits in Corinium museum, Cirencester UK

A partial floor mosaic, with a column behind and various other museum exhibits in Corinium museum, Cirencester UK

A large snail in the grass by a Roman wall

A large snail in the grass by a Roman wall

Today, Chedworth Roman villa (and its snails) and Corinium museum, with 28 students and 4 staff! #classicsbluesky

5 months ago 4 1 0 0

Off on a residential school trip tomorrow morning, visiting Chedworth, @coriniummuseum.bsky.social, @britishmuseum.bsky.social, @bignorvilla.bsky.social, @romanpalace.bsky.social, and @ashmoleanmuseum.bsky.social! #ClassicsBlueSky

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Bristol Grammar School | St George's Bristol

“The 1st half introduces the characters of Dido, Aeneas, and the mischievous gods through song, music, and visual projections. The 2nd half features a full performance of Purcell’s Dido and Aeneas, re-imagined with traditional harpsichord and continuo.” www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk/whats-on/bri...

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Metamorpheus, with Oliver Taplin and Tony Harrison
Metamorpheus, with Oliver Taplin and Tony Harrison YouTube video by John Kimon

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Sad news. A brilliant poet and playwright. And he and Oliver Taplin made the best documentary ever about Orpheus about twenty years ago…

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Fact Check: Fake Bob Dylan Quote About Speaking Kindly While You're Alive Was NOT Response To Charlie Kirk's Death -- Foreign Spam Network | Lead Stories Did singer Bob Dylan just "ignite a firestorm" with a single sentence about Charlie Kirk and was that sentence "If...

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Fact Check: Fake Bob Dylan Quote About Speaking Kindly While You're Alive Was NOT Response To Charlie Kirk's Death -- Foreign Spam Network | Lead Stories Did singer Bob Dylan just "ignite a firestorm" with a single sentence about Charlie Kirk and was that sentence "If...

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Fact Check: Fake Bob Dylan Quote About Speaking Kindly While You're Alive Was NOT Response To Charlie Kirk's Death -- Foreign Spam Network | Lead Stories Did singer Bob Dylan just "ignite a firestorm" with a single sentence about Charlie Kirk and was that sentence "If...

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Fact Check: Fake Bob Dylan Quote About Speaking Kindly While You're Alive Was NOT Response To Charlie Kirk's Death -- Foreign Spam Network | Lead Stories Did singer Bob Dylan just "ignite a firestorm" with a single sentence about Charlie Kirk and was that sentence "If...

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Fact Check: Fake Bob Dylan Quote About Speaking Kindly While You're Alive Was NOT Response To Charlie Kirk's Death -- Foreign Spam Network | Lead Stories Did singer Bob Dylan just "ignite a firestorm" with a single sentence about Charlie Kirk and was that sentence "If...

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Tom Finally Convinces Dominic To Go To Chatham High Street
Tom Finally Convinces Dominic To Go To Chatham High Street YouTube video by The Rest Is History

Podcast on Chatham High Street made me think of you, @bandages.bsky.social! youtube.com/watch?v=NO2r...

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