I’m gonna come back to this app. Twitter fucking blows nowadays

90s vibe

Getting a haircut today.

That is all.

Interesting…

Facts. Not the kind of sweating and panting I have in mind for on a first date/link…

Call me a psycho then.

Glasses look kinda growing on me…

This is the only app i don’t feel like i have an image to uphold on.

I can just be my cynical, sad boy, situationally funny, occasionally horny self on here.

Catfish profiles already leaking over here???

I lived like 4 different lives this year…

Like 2024 absolutely deconstructed me.

If you like pressure you gon have to say that, I am not the type lol

I am very much a “okay no worries” typa guy, I’m not begging nobody for time and if I don’t sense excitement or enthusiasm I’m not gonna feel like you even wanna see me.

Kendrick had no business putting crack in this song.

I swear that song is the one that stands out the most for me

Absolutely nuts.

(Bet.)

I went to this shit last year, and it really made me go “Damn… Detroit is actually an underrated city”

Ion know…. Im realizing all it takes for a woman to say is “you’re handsome” or “you smell good” and I’m like

This correction is pivotal ☝🏾

I’ve got vacation coming up in 2 weeks, so it’s that time of year where my mindset is “I’m going to work every waking moment and not have a social life until vacation” mode

Beefeater

Her: Annnd I just freshly shaved 🤭😏

Me: So no bush?

LMAO yup.

For real... I blame those damn viners & youtubers.

It’s a super power at this point

GOOD.

It’s the only time my vision feels normalish

Of course. It’s suuuuper simple. And after a couple times of getting yelled at, you’ll pick up on it lmao

I deadass can’t wait for my glasses prescription to come in….

My vision during the day: Solid

But once it’s night time…?