If it's anything like your Warriors video, I'll be pitching it to friends for years to come xD

Actually breaks my heart when I hear a little bit more of the legacy internet goes :c

Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure' The former Fox News host, once a prominent supporter of the president, has been vocally opposed to how the president has handled Iran.

I think there should be a Road to Redemption! If Carlson does nothing but selfless acts of real service for the rest of his days, and never broadcasts again, never ever… he can be forgiven as early as the year 2739. It’s a good deal! www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

I'm glad there's people like you in the world

It may be oddly specific and out of no where, but what I wouldn't give to have someone look at me like this ;w;

Amazing work as always Fish, thank you for sharing with us <3

Is there any where we can read this story? >///>

I love a woman that can bench press me. . . and maybe my car too

I can only hope you still have a slot open by the time I get paid

But in the mean time, there's just something so right about large women eating absurdly large sandwiches <3

If the news about Virginia is accurate, that will be a very nice improvement :D

UPDATE: while not Baltimore, we *have* managed to find something in Virginia for the time being. It's $1200 for the first month and $1200 for the security deposit. So we need to raise $2400 in a short amount of time. My check comes in next week and that'll help but please keep sharing and donating!

Saying that like you're not loving every minute of it

Yes I will join the choir

@bsky.app STOP FUCKING USE VIBE CODING SLOP TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING SITE

I legit thought my internet was spazzing out, but no, it's bluesky's slop-code shitting it's pants again.

what if instead of "the author's barely disguised fetish" it was blatantly obvious but done in the most mundane way possible, like you got a 100-foot tall woman in the story but the focus is a complex legal battle about her struggle to get planning permission for a house her size and not much else

But please, don't come to me just to say "you don't dm ever, I gotta dm you all the time, bye" and then block me. Just block me and move on. I don't need -another- reminder of my ongoing failures in life.

I promise, I'm not ignoring you or maliciously talking behind your back. There's only so much social energy I have to spread around, and I struggle to maintain more than 2 or 3 dms at a time. If you don't want me in your chat or dms since I don't talk much, I understand

It's now happened a few times, twice historically and one last night, where someone has had a crashout about my lack of dms. If you're reading this, please understand, I work an emotionally/mentally taxing day job in education, I take care of my elderly mother, and she's recovering from a broken arm

You didn't choose to live in this car-based hellscape, you're trying to make the best of it by having a car that you at least like. It's your car, you're playing by the rules, doing what you can, and then the world literally poops and cums on it. Yeah, I'd be upset too

Woman who does "friendly shoulder punchys" only she's *freaking build* and leaves bruises on my arms but I don't say anything cause she's loads of fun to hang out with xD

Absolutely amazing as always ^^ Great way to start my day

And what if you were my beanbag chair? I think that would also be nice xD

I'm gonna try to be objective and not let my *endless thirst to see you even fatter* get in the way, and say "yes this is a good XL size" ^^

It -seemed- okay to my ears, in that it captures that "what we remember old noir films to sound like" while playing for comedy. But of course my standards have been warped hard ever since Arc Raiders ai-slop voices, so any human performance seems amazing to me now :V

I'm so glad Butt-Ugly Martians occasionally manifests itself in someone's consciousness in the present day xD

Congrats on surviving another year ^^

Hype culture needs a massive re-examination of itself, 'cause yeah, hyping up hype just wastes all our time

Gonna say "poorly aged" as this seems to be from a newspaper, and those have not been much of a thing for a *while* :V

I was at work! I'm sorry! ;A;

I am halfway to my goal
Thank you so much 😭❤️

an enormous gorilla

known as kingkong

Vespix, an office worker, having to answer to and/or check in with a completely humorless bureaucratic office worker would be very ironic.

Not to mention it would be real funny if she had to explain, or at least justify, her increasingly fatass every meeting xD

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me