Sir Keir, livid
Miliband, laughing
"Shut your f**king mouth, you bacon sandwich c*nt!" Sir Keir restrained by colleagues after Miliband unleashes relentless assault of anti-Arsenal banter.
America is a series of chain restaurants connected to houses by massive roads that you can't walk along.
Album cover with a car-shaped balloon
I've just released a new album, which is now available on Bandcamp. Link below.
Angine de Poitrine might just be the new Seasick Steve or Cadbury gorilla. They've truly captivated the people.
Boy with Nerf gun
2,608,198 people in the USA are called "Nerf".
Andy Churnwell film Under The Counter Service. Exhibit A and b is a bikini
I JUST WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
Rupert Lowe, bricked, in superman costume.
This is what this country needs right now.
Suicide of a marriage: how matt goodwin used ai to cheat on his wife by richard pantis
Thrilled to see this in Gower Street Waterstones today.
Diseased hands in Waterstones
Just popped into Waterstones, picked up Suicide of a Nation by Matt Goodwin. While I was laughing at the slipshod, ai-generated prose, my hands began to rot visibly in front of my face. It felt like the book was riddled with disease. I can't begin to explain how bad it felt.
I call him Prat Badwin.
Matt Goodwin staring through your window
It's all too easy to imagine Matt Goodwin staring at you through the window in the middle of the night, isn't it?
husserl
"Bracket the biology: the butthole isn’t the butt, but its horizon. Like a window, it mediates access - never the whole, always a threshold. The butt is constituted as a field of possible appearances, oriented around this opening."
Erich Fromm
"Buttholes, in their peculiar and often neglected way, may be seen as a window to the butt - not merely in the anatomical sense, but as a reminder that even the most disregarded aspects of our being belong to the totality of the self."
marcuse smoking a pipe
"In the repressive rationality of late industrial society, even the body’s most elementary functions are mystified, such that the popular belief that urine is stored in the testes reveals not a biological truth, but a deeper estrangement from the organism's own liberated reality."
Joe Rogan, in a bath, bald.
CHODE ROGAN
For too long normal people in Great Britain have been #PoundedAtThePumps. Enough is enough. We are TIRED. 🇬🇧
USA 2026 Poster featuring Manwich Sloppy Joe Sauce. Land of the free, taste of the manwich. With Trump
Y'all ready for some soccer?
Manwich Sloppy Joe website
Next time Americans are sounding off about food from other countries, remind them that they eat something called "manwich sauce".
Keir Starmer in massive shorts and 30s style kit
Sir Keir defiantly ignores chants of "full kit wanker" as he makes his way to the Etihad Stadium for vital title clash.
Declan rice wearing massive shorts
Arteta
Arsenal unveil secret weapon in title race - massive shorts that evoke the era of Eddie Hapgood and Cliff Bastin.
Arteta: "The bloomer shorts - they create freedom, airflow, unpredictability. When the players feel different, they think different, they move different."
Wes Streeting briefly enjoying the political empire he built on lobby money, triangulation, and throwing minorities under the bus, before losing his seat at the next election.
Focker In Law trailer
I once watched the Focker films with the woman I used to call my wife - proper films with common sense, British values. Now, like her, the laughter has left me, and I am filled with hatred for what this franchise has become - woke, left-wing, disdainful of normal men like me.
Snooker Loopy single
You would not get away with Snooker Loopy now - too offensive, too patriotic. I had it on single once, spun it like a man with time ahead of him, my wife laughing in the next room. She took it when she left. Of course she did. Now even the chorus feels forbidden.
The Times: Never mind the manosphere - meet the angry young women
When a woman blocks you on Tinder for being creepy.
The Bear defensively took to the DMs of dozens of women who shared a Reddit post accusing him of sexual misconduct. Fortunately for him, none of his supporters or Reform, the party with which he is now affiliated, cared at all - and the incident was completely forgotten.
The Bear claims that he's not political, even though he posts photographs of himself wearing Reform and MAGA merchandise. "I'm just here to spread positivity," he said. "I'm just a normal bear who loves grafting, me country, and cheating on me wife with a beauty clinic owner."
