Any Penguins stuff on clearance yet?

“WHATisgoingonevrybody, WELcomebacktothechannel,”

Letang a biiiiiitch

Thinking about how Sidney Crosby, born on 8/7/1987 and wears #87, signed his last 2 contracts for an $8.7 million average annual value because he’s a big fuckin dork

Frosty Monday beers? Frosty Monday beers.

Bro waved his nerd charts and said “STOP THE COUNT”

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1. You’re welcome for me dusting off 2012 magic by wearing this tonight

2. Yes I’m a sicko

FLYERS WIN

Welcome to the Marty Party

Spamming this iMessage sticker in every group chat

I don’t understand how these forwards can look so good (most of the time) 5v5 but then they look incompetent on the PP?

Mayo-assisted friction is Pittsburgh’s favorite MAF (narrowly ahead of Marc-Andre Fleury)

Ashburn Alley analog clock has entered the chat

Almost woke up my toddler yelling at Letang “HE’S HOLDING [Martone’s] STICK”

More of Couturier becoming Niklas Kronwall, please

Jeff sings like he has a glob of mayo stuck in his throat

Troegs Graffiti Highway IPA

Flyera

This is a tactical stance to prevent the poop from getting squished in your crack. Really helps cleanup later. Thank you Mister President

Yo!

day ending in 'y'

BRING ME MALKIN’S HEAD

Waiting for the big beautiful pulmonary embolism

Clown post, bro

Taijuan Walker is the perfect pitcher for a Rob Thomson team because of his willingness to take scheduled losses

Scoring all of their runs early and then putting the bats on ice is a trademark of this Phillies team. We’re used to it by now.

Phillies Fan Returns To Earth, Checks Score, Asks To Be Blasted Back Out

[conservatives trying to be relatable] so you know how you hate your spouse and they hate you right?

I’m going to Navarre at the end of the month for my brother-in-law’s wedding. You bet your ass I’ll be looking for Cletus

Masterful: Trump is going to pay Iran billions to open the Strait of Hormuz which was already open five weeks ago