If we want to reach our goal of 50% by the end of next week we need to raise 960$ I think that is absolutely possible if I share this around daily

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

im so sexy and hireable why do these people keep reaching out to schedule interviews and then cancel or ghost me lol

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

おはようみうし

fuck yes

im like you, but if your tooth hurt

ph. Tania Cholwich

YESSS congrats!!! i have two days left and a million interviews ahead

got laid off. Im back bitches

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

hey

losing weight and being just a Bit fat is fucking awesome. i look so good. and a bit fat

i want to hold it in my hand

if i don't remember your birthday it's just because i don't cherish you

please do not flip off your pets. they are little babies who do not understand your irony. they may not comprehend the rudeness of your gesture, but i do, and i weep for them

wife just went to get me a treat from the corner store which means that when she comes back i'll have a wife AND a treat from the corner store

As much as I love the amount of Neopets merch we’re getting, I do not like at all that they’re cutting back on the whimsy, world building, and overall soul of Neopets. Dom is determined to make this a merchandise only investment and it’s sucking my joy out a little.

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

pretty!!!!!

deciding to go back to school at 27 to pursue a science degree is extremely epic of me imo

got like super mega rejected on my promotion / proposal type jam so its time toooooooooooooooooooooooooo

do the bare minimum from now on :3

i love this about you (and also love her)

heres the theme song
from yuyu hakusho

a nice thing about being t4t is that when you can't find your exes online anymore you can presume they changed their name instead of blocking you

shop where i sell shellfish and trinkets called Dads, Craw and Doo

<3 hi ken

hello!!!!

anyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa