The midlife crisis is coming for millennials lol How millennials are freaking out about being halfway to death, when everyone’s broke and already in therapy.

lol www.vox.com/culture/4150...

months later lmao

if you left a dating app, i wanna talk to you for a story — Alex at vox dot com ✨✨✨

lol

barrys instructor played a remix of Padam and asked “Remember this song? Was this one or two years ago? I forget. Do you guys know?”

then he looked straight at me

like it’s a money laundering front right

Ron Dorff is like a real business with real shops?

reheated her nachos and took us to the garden of eating

have carpal tunnel from how clenched and up my paw was after listening to shadow of a man

oh no

doja cat covering shirley bassey?

which best picture nominees has victoria ratliff seen?

got duped by fake spring yesterday

What

Why are Instagram Reels so deeply embarrassing? Did you just send me an Instagram Reel? Are you trying to kill me?

it’s not just you, reels are bad for everyone www.vox.com/culture/4015...

Vers pasta

orzo is an s tier pasta

if i send you this i want to sit next to you at the wedding we’re both going to

In the run-up to Necrosha, Selene gave Eli Bard ONE job. Audio from Episode 55 feat. @anotheralex.bsky.social

the crabs that ate amelia earhart:

if I send you this, it means one of us will be crying at the end of the underwear party on fire island

I have run out of cold weather recipes. I simply cannot make another bolognese or chili

If you’re still in line to dump, stay in line

if you prefer tiktok to reels, and feel strongly about it — I think you should talk to me for a story … alex at vox dot com

hope this diva is celebrating tonight

that heavy toothed trump supporting wife is so upset rn

Anne Hathaway #GoBirds

i know his song is supposed to be mean but this is a certified sweetie angel omg his jeans

that was worse than any threat of annexing canada