I once told my son that 11 x 11 equals 1001! How we laughed!

I've just been booking work travel in Germany. Hotel reviews seem to be dominated by other British people complaining about the lack of tea.

Which of those keys fits the biccie locker?

It would be awful, I'm sure, but if you are willing to take one for the team...

Trump said he would blame Vance if the Iran talks failed. I wonder if he will also blame him for the fall of Orban?

We're all on tenterhooks! Keep the updates coming - good to have someone on the ground.

This poll is not an exit poll. It was conducted before polling day but only released now. So says @europeelects.bsky.social

Odeyous.

If you haven't been drinking, your audience has almost certainly been drinking. So, beverage recommendations? Alternatively, Beveridge recommendations?

Team Laser Explosion!

I went out for a quick pint and came home with an air fryer, a trombone and a set of golf clubs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And Rye?

If these photos were taken in early 2009, I'm guessing most of that year was cancelled, judging by the face in the last picture.

Reid Wiseman names a crater in honour of his late wife. Wow.

There are photos of subjects other than Daphne? Is that allowed?

Subtext - family-friendly turtle travels imminent?

Actually, hardly limiting at all. Get a rail map and you see the possibilities are huge. Yes, the journey is part of it, but so much better than flying.

These are very fine. They are coveted.

I run a microbusiness. This sort of messaging in the media from people in the public eye is really damaging. Some clients think it is perfectly normal to call with trivial matters in the evening, over the weekend, or they expect you to drop everything during a rare day off. We are all human.

Fish doorbell not actually connected to a doorbell! And nobody opens the door! Shock! This story could only be improved by an angry person pointing at a fish. Or a doorbell.

It seems there are parallels between Star Trek TOS and the Iran War....

I recommend you avoid all cheese retailers. In my experience, buying vast amounts of cheese is remarkably easy.

Compact to fit in my rucksack side pocket (yes, a rucksack - roll top too), but cheap enough that it isn't a problem if it breaks or gets lost. And yet strong enough for regular use. Boots brollies win.

Yep, I'm convinced.

Montargis is twinned with Crowborough, currently the scene of weekly "anti-migrant" protest.

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin . Alt: A man doing a facepalm - hiding his face behind his hand.

Won't that be Facepalm Sunday?

The church in our village does annual Palm Sunday procession, with donkey. Also, advent services scattered through the village. Carols outside the village hall. Not at all high church - just common or garden village CofE. Village school is CofE - teaches Genesis at year 1, evolution at year 6. Hmm.

It might just catch on...

I have an opinion on this. Plants are clearly superior. But plants also use cues other than day length (we spend far too much time trying to figure out which trigger or combination of triggers is key on any particular day).

It's flipping awesome. They do two beers and the blond is just amazing. The lay brothers who go to beer festivals (but rarely) are just lovely and happy to engage with slightly* inebriated heathens.

* last time I saw them at a festival, I was in A&E at 2am. These two things clearly not related.