If they don’t spend all night throwing banana cream pies in this mf’s face what are we even doing

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

I was looking for something else last week and came across this. I forgot Citizen Boyle had signed it.

Watching the latest season of #LAOTY, knowing that its next season and that of #PAOTY will have entirely new judges, I won't miss the incumbents. Their choices for most heats over the last few years have become more and more questionable.

I'm sure it's entirely a budget thing, but I've always wished there was an episode of the wildcard finalists competing for the final spot before the finale.

This image is a political illustration from the German newspaper Die Zeit depicting a confrontation between a Pope and a US President.

The artwork is titled "Pope Leo XIV" and portrays a tension-filled scene between the two figures.

Grotesque: In a dispute over a will, two brothers including a retired Alabama state trooper now working at a federal courthouse, appear to have gotten their mother-in-law arrested by ICE.
Using the state to remove disfavored family members is the sort of thing that happens in totalitarian regimes.

If that ends up being the final, I'm cheering for both teams to lose.

Sickos.

We should be learning from other countries...

Really want to throw him? Ask him what a bodega is.

He has the sole authority to launch nukes.

A lot of this was said and done about Trump many times before the 2024 election, but too many people closed their ears. I guess you have to live through it before it sticks.

I had to double check that yes, it is in fact mid-April.

I thought it already existed, and was called "Congress"

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.

Art of the deal, baby.

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Oh man, it's a shame folks from The Hague didn't want to come here to be lectured by Trump officials about how evil left wingers are.

Hey, maybe the Trump team should just make a trip to The Hague themselves? Bring along Rubio, Hegseth and maybe even Trump, let them see what The Hague has to offer.

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

I lol'd at this.😆

And they'd be right.

Keep calling your senators and demanding:

(1) 25th Amendment;

(2) Emergency impeachment for the ongoing illegal war and incitement to genocide; &

(3) War Powers Resolution as Congress never authorized this war.

Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

🆘🌍

If Iran had said the same thing about the US, MAGA would be screaming about it being a terrorist act.

One good use of the supposed two-week ceasefire is to get back to talking about the Epstein files

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

"What Is the Best-Case Scenario with Trump?" by James Fell

Quit wishing for 25A (not happening) or the Democrats (they're the minority - MAGA holds both chambers of Congress).

TL;DR: YOU need to do something about it if you're an American voter.

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Now do automatic voter registration.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

ICE Shooting in Patterson, California: What We Actually Know YouTube video by Eliza Orlins

ICE shot a man on the side of I-5 in California this morning.

Before we even know if he's alive, ICE has a press release out explaining why he deserved it.

There is no death penalty in this country for being accused of a crime. ICE is not judge, jury, or executioner.

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