ok there’s no way any of these women are real Iranian prisoners right? what an absolute moron

this is all I can hear now when tucker speaks 🤷🏼‍♀️

I thought that at first but they’re sitting on a couch in someone’s home so like??? how is that more extravagant??? idk it broke my brain momentarily

just saw this ad on Reddit and feel crazy

how does donating plasma “take date night up a notch” ????? what am I missing ????

The Usual Suspects is the only correct answer.

ws ⚡️New: Spokesperson for Iran’s Foreign Ministry Esmaeil Baqaei: “We have no plans for a next round of negotiations.” 🔹 The United States, by adopting contradictory behaviors and continuously violating the terms of the ceasefire, has shown that it is not serious about pursuing the diplomatic process. 🔹 Recent actions by Washington, including breaches of agreements in Lebanon and attempts to impose a naval blockade on Iran that led to the attack on our country's commercial ship, are clear examples of "aggressive acts" according to United Nations resolutions. 🔹 This obvious contradiction between words and actions intensifies the Iranian nation's distrust of America's intentions; therefore, Iran, prioritizing national interests and benefits, will make an appropriate decision regarding the continuation of the negotiation process. Source: Tasnim News

⚡️New: Spokesperson for Iran’s For. Min. Esmaeil Baqaei: “We have no plans for a next round of negotiations.”

🔹The US, by adopting contradictory behaviors & continuously violating the terms of the ceasefire, has shown that it is not serious about pursuing the diplomatic process.

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Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

ok I lol’d at David Ignatius catching strays

absolutely worth it for FROM alone, I’ve had it since S1 and don’t think I’ve watched a single other thing on MGM+ 🤣

just watched the first episode from season 4 of #FROM and holyyyyyyy shitttttttt

so hype this show is back 👀👀👀👀

the big takeaway here is that - at minimum- 19% of adults are absolute morons and we should factor that in when considering all public opinion polling.

ngl it’s nice that SOMEONE is finally bursting Trump’s bubble that he can’t dictate reality by saying a thing is true/happening when it’s just not

now I wish that someone had been, oh idk… the media, or Dems or literally ANYONE OTHER THAN THE IRGC… but we don’t get to pick the cards we’re dealt huh

that little wiener dog is my spirit animal

A U.S. defense official claims the IRGC has conducted at least three attacks on commercial ships in the strait of Hormuz since Saturday morning.-Axios

got an email from indeed asking me to apply for a gig teaching AI how to be less full of shit when giving legal advice, a few thoughts:

1) FUCK AI
2) why not pay a human this same amount to directly produce this legal output?
3) AI tech is *nowhere near* as capable as it’s hype-men act like it is

turning 41 next week, can confirm lol

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

(the similarity of these smiles kills me @sarcher.bsky.social)

Please

I beg you

On my hands and knees, I beg you

STOP. USING. GENERATIVE. AI. TO. ANSWER. LEGAL. QUESTIONS. OR. GET. LEGAL. ADVICE.

Israel had to make sure they got a few more civilian casualties in though just under the wire

didn’t she get busted for jerking a guy off in a crowded theater? not sure she’s the ideal messenger on this one lol

Yankees fans stay embarrassing us 🫣🫣🫣

You know who didn’t sign up for this? Bears.

non-Catholics watching Pope Leo vs Trump Admin

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

The Human Genome Project (1990 - 2003)

Things are finally changing. Let's keep pushing and push harder. And let's also not miss the fact that it took a horrific genocide and a disastrous war for so many of our neighbors to start dealing with reality.

A'ja Wilson, in a black Las Vegas Aces jersey, clenches both fists in celebration after scoring a basket. Text reads: A'ja Wilson Reportedly Signs Richest Contract in WNBA History

From @theathletic.com: A’ja Wilson has signed the richest contract in WNBA history, starting at $1.4 million in 2026 and potentially reaching more than $4.7 million, a team source said. The deal comes after Wilson made $200,000 in the 2025 season. nyti.ms/4mu9GS6

internal dem polling on this must be insane if SLOTKIN is supporting a block

thinking out loud that more 16 and 17 year olds should be having babies really sorta gives up the game that you think the child-fucking that would be required to make those babies is fine, actually

and least they’re not hiding it anymore

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

Does that say BATTERY DADDY?????