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𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗳 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻'
𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝗜'𝗺
𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤.

// ON IT BOSS

// i have a security guard / possible head of security girl i wanna throw around teehee

// rewatching inside job does that verse still exist

yeah i'll be making someone a mother today

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𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁
𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮,

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 – ,
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨.

𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿
𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮.

// PAPYRUS. IM COMING HOME.

// sorry everyone im returning immediately back to undertale if anyone wants my accounts say the word

// THAT WAS DIVINE. I BOUGHT CORN THAT WAS IN NINJA BRIANS PANTS.

// HOW R U TODAYYY !!

// hallo chat 🥰

// goodnigjt I will see u all tmrw during my travels >:) im going to see NINJA SEX PARTY YEAAAHHH

// slow turns to @thosebastards.bsky.social

// KENNY MY BELOVED. I LOVE RPING HIM AND STAN

// i have an account for him. i could do it again. he was the funniest intern

// thinking of when i rped inside job on discord with the besties and threw kenny south park in it bc we decided south park was a fucked up government experiment

// did someone accuse yall of stealing ocs ?? like ?? yall have a shit ton of lore ive been seeing it on the tl how could any oc for that shit be stolen 😭

// HUUUUUH

// the girls like to mess around with the boys a LOT but where the boys are stupid assholes the girls are just MEAN. like the MEANEST girls ever.

ten times more bitchy and will absolutely pull the "talk about you behind your back, be nice to your face" despite being super weird themselves

// they have no choice they have to watch us play dolls

off a super powered ell

// while tori is the daughter of the red leader, she disbands the red army, deciding it absolutely wasnt for her, and despite still being a major bitch she isnt bent on world domination

ell keeps her super ell abilities which also helps with toris decision bc she is NOT stupid enough to piss

// ellsworld differs quite significantly from eddsworld ( this is canon )

in our version ( and hilariously canonically ) tori never betrays the girls ! she's just chilling and even seems to have a good friendship with all of them

// heres where i'm gonna start rambling about mine and paws ellsworld lore and everyone is gonna sit and listen okay

Sitting, legs crossed over each other, as she focuses on painting her nails a deep red. Holding a hand up to the light to make sure she didn't fuck them up . .

// ive taken a sleep edible and have time before i devolve into nothing who wants to rp

from tori to "hey what's this stain on the wall"

still insane to me tord betrayed the boys if i even tried a fraction of what he did ell would have punched me through five walls

heyyyy so are you going to explain the american government agents at our door oooorre

oh them? i think it's because i was talking to some deep state guy earlier he was kinda chill actually

idk why they're all here tho maybe it's the chemicals in the basement. or the giant robot