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Posts by Ben Southwood 🐿️

No, it’s still glitching badly at times.

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I just got signed out of the app and struggled to get back in again.

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There’s a cat comfortable with his own majesty.

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It’s not stalking if she isn’t a Trekkie.

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What a find!

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Muscle memory is a strong thing and this stops me in my tracks every time.

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“I was always uneasy about the fact that it was a bright, perky pop song about a nuclear holocaust, but it was insanely catchy”: How OMD recorded one of the best anti-war songs ever made And it’s pretty much the only song about a nuclear bomb you can get away with playing at a wedding

An informative look at OMD classic 'Enola Gay'.

www.musicradar.com/artists/i-wa...

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Awful change that one.

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A scritch wouldn’t go amiss, but the way.

A scritch wouldn’t go amiss, but the way.

Good human.

Good human.

*kitty spam*

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Much love to you Michael.

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A beautiful terrier and a handsome lurcher grin in the back of a car.

A beautiful terrier and a handsome lurcher grin in the back of a car.

For the first time *ever* I forgot the dogs’ leads. They’re generally never out of the car, so it’s not something I worry about.
Today I became the dog-walker I loathe, the ‘off-leash’ guy. Probably the naughtiest thing I’ve done.
Dogs enjoyed it, as a one off.

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Well, this godforsaken cat is giving me a great nudge to get on with decluttering.

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Brilliant series.

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I remember the 0-6 under Stan and think this one could be worse.

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Oh yeah, we’re going to be on the end of possibly our heaviest defeat to them.

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Looks great. :-)

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Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo.

Repost & reply to enter.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

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a little girl is screaming with her mouth open and the words `` how rude '' written above her . ALT: a little girl is screaming with her mouth open and the words `` how rude '' written above her .

Everyone just assuming City will beat Burnley.

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Not even an on-field review. Madness.

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Don’t worry, City play Burnley next.

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That’s the reason players often throw themselves to the floor. Fair play Haaland, he could have got Gabriel sent-off there.

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For a change, obviously.

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It’s going to be a massacre at the Turf next week.

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