Evil cat girl infecting me with her toxicplasmotits 😞

The context of this is idk how to tell my crush I like her

The reality of #t4t dating… many such cases…

See if someone else were to say that joke I thought of it wouldn’t be that funny. But if I, *first name redacted for anonymity* *last name redacted for anonymity* were to say it, let’s just say… hoo.. the laughs

Love lies Bleeding!!!

You think my echo chamber is a leftist one? My echo chamber leaves me thinking the general population knows the same obscure Simpsons quotes I do, that’s my internet echo chamber

#thesymptoms

Pennsylvanias fucking sucking ass this year we can’t even assassinate the president right and then one of us turns in a goddamn folk hero what’re we doing gang

Yeah not shocked someone in Altoona would pull that shit

Just got back from my first TMBG concert. Couldn’t see the stage so at this point I cannot confirm if they may or may not be giants 😮‍💨

Making a comic about being back in my hometown and thinking I’m walking past a childhood friends place when wait actually maybe it was this one here wait no maybe this other one because there’s so many goddamn brick exterior bungalows in this town

Lint roller

I’m studying to be a teacher in the new year so I’ve privated my TikTok and I’m not gonna post on there anymore which is a shame because I wanna do a series of outfit posts on there where I announce if I’m a boyfriend or a girlfriend today

Crank up the fleet foxes self titled album gang

I can’t get my honey rose clove cigs in PA wtf am I doing here 😤

Two messily pen style anthropomorphic animals stand next to each other. On the right a dog messily painted blue with a lit cigarette in their mouth. To the left a significantly shorter rabbit with their arms outstretched grasping towards the cigarette. In black crayon over the two reads joint me come on gimme

Bro I swear I can be cool about it now lemme have some

vander can get it 🥵 and no one talks about that enough

Did half a weed gummy watched some my life as a teenage robot goddamn that XJ9 was gender af I love Jenny so much

A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are Atlas Obscura Wild Life, Dinosaurs at the Dinner Party, Every Living Thing, Alien Earths, Becoming Earth, and Deep Water

A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are Frostbite, The Inner Clock, How to Kill an Asteroid, The Great River, The Last Fire Season, and Hoof Beats

A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are The Serviceberry, Not the End of the World, Nature's Ghosts, Meet the Neighbors, The Light Eaters, and Our Moon

A collage of book covers of new nature & science books. Featured here are Turning to Stone, The Weight of Nature, What If We Get It Right?, Waves in An Impossible Sea, The Tree Collectors, and Why We Remember

I was deeply disappointed by the lack of nature/science/climate/enviro on many major end-of-year book lists—so I decided to make my own!

Introducing: ✨🎁📚 The 2024 Holiday Gift Guide to Nature & Science Books ✨🎁📚

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A drawing of a hairy creature running away with bottles under his arms. He has duck like feet, two antennae, black fur, and a mischievous facial expression

As I become hairier I become more powerful eventually I will become stinky from the moomins god willing

I hope we’re having scalloped potato

*my hot bitch wife 🥴

watch Charlie Brown thanksgiving snoopy was right there we got to hang it was so great what a character he is

Also if ur trans and you mock or complain about trans guys voices on testosterone get over yourself. Like full stop. If you aren’t here to celebrate the beauty and collective power of everyone’s transition than you’re a fuckass

If you think tguys voices are annoying or “cringe” ur a coward and u can’t appreciate sexiness when u hear it

Dear god the wicked marketing team got you too is no one safe

From an for the minecraft movie I just saw lmao I feel bad for whoever made the og the children yearn for the mines tweet like they should get some royalty or something 😭😭😭

Just saw wicked had a wide smile the whole time eyes full of wonder it’s cringe time for me boys it’s special interest city this is for me

I wanted to be ur wojack, I wanted to be u mad?, I wanted to be the one you kekistan