FUCKIN’ SICK BURN BRO! YOU GOT HIM FOR SURE!

Buy it. Your time has value. Include it in the cost.

Hey @espn.com make that TWO years for the both of us.

Your move cowards.

Gather round children as we tell a tale of a man that never made it to Concord! Never mind the truth because a man 86 years later couldn’t find something to rhyme with Prescott. America!

You think people with developmental disabilities are an insult?

You really are just in inbred boomer fuck.

An astronaut I drew some years back now, the eggstronaut! Yep, am not over the Artemis II mission, now got the ISS feed on and it’s gorgeous :)

Trump is backed by Mon*star now?! We extra fucked.

We tend to ask first in Baltimore - for liability purposes.
[some people are skittish]

I hope they make at least ONE movie about Jan 6 - or any aspect of this national crisis - before John Waters dies, because he needs to play Lindsey Graham.

Only WE can talk shit about us.
Errbody else can get these hands.

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

Prince Nuada from the film Hellboy. Look, at this point you know that what this is really about is waiting for people to tell me I attached the ‘wrong photo’. As you probably know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. At least it’s the initial joke. Then there’s the comments, they’re the jokes. Anyway, thanks for stopping by

Died on this day, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh — naval officer, racist, steadfast royal consort, and modernizing force within the monarchy whose decades of service, global philanthropy, and sharp wit shaped public life across generations

Bold choice to go with a audio-based medium

Today fucking sucked made even more sucky knowing that Congress did fuck all about it. Oh, they're on recess? Well ring the fucking bell and get their asses back in their seats because we cannot exist like this

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt