taping the small dorito pieces at the bottom of the bag together to make a normal size dorito makes them taste like tape

Is this like some dream he had? "And then we ate ice cream with my mother-in-law...but she had two heads...and one had was drunk"

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

Or - and hear me out - they are

I need you to stop saying this. Because every time you do, it does.

Himb loooomg

I'm right there with you

The fuck does that mean?

That's gibberish.

Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half

This will be called "evidence of consciousness of guilt" in subsequent criminal trials.

Doing God's work

Yeah. Equally nefarious, but boys are less personal imo

Oh. Yeah, that tracks.

Although it's probably just bots

Jfc who could possibly be saying "it's not so bad" at this point?

There should be like an ice cream truck version of these

I would absolutely chase that down the street

What's so crazy is I think he genuinely believes he's not.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/

We have the power

The answer is never bangs

Checking in on this

This, but every day

Anti-fascism is only a problem if you're a fascist

I was thinking this earlier

It's exhausting

My fear is they're going to coach this kid to claim he had a left agenda in exchange for some sort of deal, and then sell him out and use the whole thing as a rallying cry

Lol, I scrolled down and everyone else thought the same thing

I wonder if that's a way to set the stage for a "14 year olds are adults" and then hey presto no more pedophilia as long as victims are 14 or older

Preach

How. Is. This. Legal.