My kiddo had one named Hello Kitty because of course we got it at the fair and it had HK painted on the shell. Damn thing escaped the tank twice, we found it weeks later in the basement both times. Died of mysterious causes after a couple of years. Never upgraded its shell despite many opportunities
He’s protesting
A new version of my Dungeon Crawl Classics book arrived from Lulu today with the hideously-important ISBN sigil emblazoned on the back! Now my corrupting influences and nefarious schemes can spread o’er the Whole Aereth through “retailers” whatever those ancient dread things may be
I think No Way Home is the best of the Marvel Movies, no question. I got verklempt again when May died AND when Garfield saves MJ. Shame about the whole Kang the Conqueror thing
I am unironically excited about the Backrooms movie. I think my “infinite dreary office space with cubicles” dungeon thing predates it, which is cool.
Srsly
I mean, haven’t we all cut off a dead raccoon’s penis for study later at some point in our lives? Amiright?
I’m a sucker for when a modern video has vhs tracking lines in it. I love that shit
Okay ChatGPT: a task worthy of a daemon. I’m going to give you .PDFs of all the spells I have access to for Arduin and Labyrinth Lord and I want you to make a new document of them all in alphabetical order by level.
VPOTUS Dunning-Kruger
Yo everything I’ve ever learned about that one kid has been against my will and better judgement
You hate to see it
An interesting turn of the AI technology is that it’s getting measurably better at making hands
Seems to me that is pretty cool?
My STR down to 8, CON down to 6. SAN very low.
Predator, too. I just started this one and maybe we’ll see
When I was a kid, if you told me I’d turn an Indiana Jones movie off before it was over, one that I’d never seen before, I’d have called you crazy. Maybe I will try again later
I thank my dad for whatever #DIY skills I have. He always had me cleaning chains on my bike, patching tubes, handing him tools and telling me how to do car repairs. Whatever his other faults, the Old Man is a Dude of Many Skills. He had me learning carpentry, masonry, plumbing, paint, electrical.
One PC death tonight via Monstrous Scorpion sting. Duplicitous ettin janitor, sand-filled parking garage, mummified ancients. They were sent to get the turban from a very powerful Zoltar machine to fight the Kudzu gods who stirred from beneath the Aereth. Pour one out for Morty the Saurig Druid
So the uh Crime Lord/Mayor of the city is doing a boxing match for charity
Uhhhh okay that’s fine
The vultures love our dilapidated barn and often take off oncthermals from the crest of the hill we live on
Sometimes they do ominous ballet
Trying to watch “Rock & Rule” on Tubi but the transfer is so awful. It looks like a muddy bowl of ink
Hold fuck that makes my brain feel odd. Takes away the uncanny valley aspect of the thing. What a clever trick!
She doesn’t remember that the madness is the feature, and not a bug! Some people have short memories.
Taste the sweet chancla vengeance of Miami
Man Reddit cut it out with the “Breaking News”
This is a natural and accurate reaction to the hideous nature of reality. It’s grief. It’s not absurd at all
I just took a melatonin hoping there’s no Ww3 before the morning
Watching season 2 of Only Murders in The Building and seems to me every building gets to be like 8 times cooler if the walls are all secret passages with weird little oubliettes and hatches in them. I had an office-complex-as-dungeon where the dero operated from the negative spaces
