I took a very good picture of my penis

I need to get Pair of Thieves underwear because it seems every hot guy has a pair of those

Thinking about maybe shaving my head

Jumping up and down rn

Need boy butt

Trying to become less of a twink but it’s hard :(

Wore too tight pants and now there’s chafing on the bottom of my penis shaft.

At parents house

Neighbor took out half of their wet laundry and put it in the one shared dryer and left the other half of their wet clothes in the washing machine

I love the conforming fact that I will never watch the television show “The Boys”

Jesus you guys are such perverts. Stop asking all these questions!!!

I came today after not cumming for two weeks

Me when he has risen or whatever

I have not cum in twelve days

My favorite thing about having a studio apartment is that I can be in my BED and the FRIDGE at the SAME TIME!!!!

Jesus Mary and Joseph

Today is my birthday and I put casino butter directly on the stone

Bout to make my followers real mad. Ooopssss sorry

project hey, rail me

Trying not to jerk off for two weeks. I’m two days down so far. Going to die! :)

You rang?

The guy in this ritz cracker ad….oh fuck. DYING to know if it has a hint of salt taste to it 😍

I wanna get fucked by Taron Egerton. Is that ok to say on here

Bark bark woof etc

Xfinity bill just doubled for no reason

Man I’m talking to is literally so hot I’m concerned there’s something wrong with him for talking to me

He didn’t do anything wrong btw. Hes clearly communicating his expectations. I’m just sad he doesn’t want to be my boyfriend lol

Guy I’m hooking up that I’m lowkey kinda falling for reminding me that we are keeping things casual in case he ever “becomes domesticated”.