Your daily fortune:
Patience is a virtue, but exasperation and anger can be energy for action.

How do you move through the world?

1. carefully & quietly
2. loudly & brashly
3. off-kilter & careening
4. foggy & formless

How do you move through the world?

1. carefully & quietly
2. loudly & brashly
3. off-kilter & careening
4. foggy & formless

What's your Spring look?

1. pollen zombie
2. pale sea witch
3. frazzled garden gnome
4. feral forest Muppet

What's your vibe?

1. jaded retail clerk
2. underemployed rock bassist
3. witch of the wine aisle
4. sleepy old bear

We offer endless fun here at River Side Casino. It will never stop. You will have fun forever whether you like it or not.

Our days can be tiring, so save some energy for the important stuff, like reading books, brewing tea, and shapeshifting into a were-bear to protect the old forest.

One day, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you.
Your human form will crack open and some frazzled cats will emerge, hiss at her angrily, then slink off into the darkness.

Your daily affirmation:
Today you will fight self-doubt and win. Later, you and your imposter syndrome will share some snacks and watch a movie.

What's your vibe?

1. jaded retail clerk
2. underemployed rock bassist
3. witch of the wine aisle
4. sleepy old bear

Don’t forget to take care of yourself.
Don’t forget to rest.
Don’t forget to read banned books.
Don’t forget to dream.
Don’t forget to become a terrifying legend that timid townsfolk whisper about in the dark.

Do you like spending time by the sea, perhaps for eternity? Follow these simple steps:
- find a charming village on the coast
- marry a wealthy Victorian whaling captain who owns a crumbling cliffside castle
- become a widow
- become a ghost
Success!

Someday when this is all over, our atoms will lose cohesion and drift apart, and that's ok.
They'll combine with other atoms to form new gnarled oaks, fainting goats, and haunted cottages that float through the woods, wreathed in moss & gloom.

It's ok to be yourself, and it's ok to not feel ok.
It's also ok to collect weird bones from the forest and create a terrifying tiara to wear to the market on a cheese run.

Your daily affirmation:
Remember - You need authority to appoint others, but you never need anyone's permission to disappoint everyone.

a bear takes a cool dip in a little pond at Olympic Game Farm in Sequim, WA

Bear, Bath, & Beyond

What's your Spring look?

1. pollen zombie
2. pale sea witch
3. frazzled garden gnome
4. feral forest Muppet

We all have good days and bad days.
But the days you can shamble through a mossy haunted forest or disappear into a deep fog that surrounds a mysterious coastal town are the best days of all.

Your daily affirmation:
You can't please everyone all the time. There is a certain freedom in disappointing others.

Your daily horoscope:
Worries are like weights holding you down. Drop them and flap off weirdly into the night like a bat creature of legend.

Don't hide your true self from the world.
Set the creatures inside you free. The ones bristling with fangs and thorns, and wrapped in mossy darkness.
Make the world hide from you.

I think I want what we all want - peace, love, warmth, and an enchanted cottage that floats through the night, trading used books and black market rum with the wild folk of the wood.

All new employees must answer 3 riddles from the troll who lives in the boiler room. If you fail all 3, you go directly into management.

Don't let anyone stand in your way.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not amazing.
Don't let anyone tell you can't become a powerful witch of the wildlands, the first ghost on the moon, or a tugboat captain with dark secrets and a heart of gold.

Your daily affirmation:
Be as bold as you need to be. Be as wild as you want to be. And be as weird as you possibly can be.

What's your favorite kind of space?

1. Outer
2. Liminal
3. Open
4. Void

You are not alone.
Even now, the twig witch is wandering the woods and thinking of you.
She's planning your mossy and ultimately messy demise, that's true, but the sentiment remains.

You deserve happiness & nice things.
You deserve enchanted slacks & some cool new boots.
You deserve to share boozy milkshakes with the old forest gods at the abandoned drive-in movie theater off the highway.
You know the one.

Your daily affirmation:
I'm strong enough, I'm smart enough, and it’s ok if even ghosts tremble in my dark presence.

What's your favorite kind of space?

1. Outer
2. Liminal
3. Open
4. Void