honestly quite incredible

never jerk off with a headache

about half of my fnaf theories are thought of while im taking a shit

the most important object humans invented wasn't the wheel, but a bucket

i keep forgetting that i have my brother and sister added on steam i really hope none of them confront me about this

what the hell steam

malcolm in the woke

i am become spongebob maker of krabby patty

assigned fly as hell at birth

oh god i forgot to account for summer when growing breasts how the hell do i go outside

kirking it rn

why does the aquarium does not dance want my exact location

my parents keep telling me to change my name to a feminine one

edwin?

hello im your neighbor

???????????

i really love that scene in manosaba where ema went "It's time for these magical girl witch trials to end!" and sakurabad all over the place

a close up of a person 's nose with a small hole in it ALT: a close up of a person 's nose with a small hole in it

feels weird seeing me in the mirror

its both funny and sad that this video and jackie's box is sotm's lasting impact

Oh....my ass is big....

dude my ass has gotten big

trans guy gets on t and his voice slowly starts to become more and more like markiplier

what the actual fuck is kojima retweeting

a mass casuallty event worthy of making 9/11 look like the end of a jenga game is needed for a free world

american cowardice will lead to the death of everything and everyone

by the end of one piece ussop is going to become a being of pure light

seen*

i will become the greatest larper this world has ever scene