it's a bit twee yea. america deserves one thousand 9/11s

yea and how'd that work out

yikes

Alan Dershowitz: Why I'm A Pedophile Sorry I Meant Pedophile

imagine having a rice cooker instead of just boiling water with your mind 🙄

one of those useless machines that does nothing except turn itself off when turned on. it would cost $399

picture of tucker carlson on fox news looking like he just shatted himself, next to an insert of himself, still looking like he shitned in his pants, captioned 'TOTAL FAILURE'. the thing at the bottom reads 'Ridiculous ideas can only be imposed by force'

'let me guess. daddy issues?'

'the way you loop the r is indicative of a chronic masturbator'

the moon is artificial

most normal red scare listener:

Every time you say "IP" or "canon," it takes 12 minutes off your lifespan.

it's an epidemic and noöne's doing anything

Mothman sucked my dick back in 1967.

in 4d you can sniff his ball's

they finally show thanos's hog

Always hate when a brand tanks and they resort to lazy pinkwashing, but it's particularly egregious given Infowars' history of anti-LGBT propaganda. We won't forget!

that must be it

"I met Stalin. She's black"

The Palantir list of demands for lebensraum and total war feel like I'm watching someone publicly masturbate but the entire time they're talking about how angry they are over a recent small claims court ruling against them

Greasy evil prime minister Keir Starmer, with greasy slick hair and piggy little eyes on a jowly, fleshy head. He looks gormless in front of a pink flag with a minion with big breasts on it.

Our brave PM works so hard, fighting single handedly against our dastardly press and evil political enemies on all sides. You can hear the tension and strain even in his voice, as if he hasn't been able to clear his sinuses in years due to stress. That's why #IStandWithStarmer 🫡 🇬🇧

it's a thing of beauty how the most adult harry potter -fan coded lead poisoning victims in the world have managed to reason themselves into the exact reverse of representative democracy. now candidates supposedly look at who voted for them and base their positions on that. phenomenal

i'm sure this made a lot of sense in your head

this isn't true. please noöne tell me it's problematic

jerskin fendrix, nude and tied to a pole, wearing a face mask depicting himself. next to him is a picture of one of those twinks the catholics like

the iof has killed jerskin fendrix

maybe your weird, deluded view of how democracy works is part of why harris lost

His maternal grandfather, Joshua N. Haldeman, who died in a plane crash when Elon was a toddler, was an American-born Canadian chiropractor, aviator and political activist in the Technocracy movement[14][15] who moved to South Africa in 1950.[16] Haldeman's anti-government, anti-democratic and conspiracist views, which included the promotion of far-right antisemitic conspiracy theories,[17][18] "fanatical" support of apartheid,[18] and according to Errol Musk, support of Nazism,[16] have been suggested as an influence on Elon.[19][20][21][22]

really no way to tell. some mysterious process must have occurred maybe as late as two or three days ago

ridiculous looking thing. i would destroy it easily in single combat

as shown by these memes i downloaded from reddit dot com, women naturally hate pe class, while men naturally form a macedonian phalanx in their locker room,

so i'm hearing reasonable centrist