It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
"I out pizza'd the Hut," I scream as federal agents push me into a black SUV
Keri Russell on The Americans wearing sexy gigantic glasses
We’re so used to calling the various tech oligarchs and Trump pigs Bond villains but Eric Adams is unique in that he is the only irl Venture Bros villain.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
It's April 2006. You're wearing the wolf t-shirt you got from the Harrisonburg, Va. Goodwill and seeing Voxtrot at Georgetown University.
It's April 2026. You're wearing the wolf t-shirt you got from the Harrisonburg, Va. Goodwill and seeing Voxtrot at Music Hall of Williamsburg.
wrote about the hopelessness of watching people still love Kanye West in 2026.
“If you’re willing to abandon your beliefs, then those beliefs were probably never yours to begin with.”
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hello today I wrote about something that's been driving me crazy lately: the proliferation of beloved local businesses turning to off-putting AI slop. I sat down with one of them to ask why nygroove.nyc/local-busine...
"Spring" by Edna St. Vincent Millay
Just opened up my 750-page collection of Edna St. Vincent Millay poems and it happened to be this one
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Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.
He is risen
In his new memoir, the California governor tries desperately to seem down-to-earth. Instead, he reveals himself as a shallow, inauthentic son of privilege who’ll say anything to get ahead.
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"I didn’t come to Washington to play games. I didn’t come here to pose for the cameras or rub elbows at some swanky Georgetown cocktail party. I came here for one reason only: to represent the good people who live in my walls."
“fuck this could change everything. i need to tell my girls about this”
-an ant after it smells a little Captain Crunch on the floor
it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul
Fantasy
Lisbon, ND
This is what Potter money pays for. Why pay money to watch pretend heroes when you’re propping up a villain in real life?
lol
I will never forget this as long as I live
She’s beauty, she’s grace, and she’s 21 years old today!
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Here's the second installment of our new serial comic by Ali Fitzgerald, which follows woodland creatures as they create art and search for whimsy in a bleak forest.
Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim
Inconvenience stores
Inconvenience stores
Nick Cave's Train Dreams song was basically him watching the film and mumbling out whatever he saw on the screen. "Man with family... dog... river... tree falling... railroad... more trees..."
Ryan Gosling out here sounding like Jason Funderberker
