It's a voyage of discovery. That discovery is mostly, in my experience, that there are new and exciting ways to suck.

Even better, shoot from behind the goal line in the corner. You will get a goal.

Wait until Kash Patel sobers up and found out he filed a $250M lawsuit against The Atlantic

5 months yesterday, allegedly - though he's a Rescue and we have some reason to think he is maybe a wee bit younger than the surrendering family said he was

Murphy the dog is chewing a stick while he sits in a lawn chair on my front lawn.

MURPHY UPDATE: Today, biting more sticks than toes. While sitting in a lawn chair. So far.

Also good: Line of Duty

Worst chord: Dbmaj7

Cadd9 would like a word

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Can John Schneider just chill the eff out about matchups and get Davis Schneider a regular turn at bat, please? This guy is a ball player.

Our new pupper Murphy

Hey errybody this is Murphy. His hobbies are eating, sleeping and biting toes. We are working on the last one...

Agree. And his statue should be holding his (deliberately) much smaller contract in his hand.

Hamilton gotta Hamilton

Every time I have filled my gas tank since the Leafs beat Tampa in Round One, I have pumped $X.91 in tribute to noted Passion Haver and Great Leaf Captain Johnny Toronto.

As you walk away from conversations, say "See ya ladle!"

Correct answer.

Paging literally anyone in the Democrat party who wants to function as a protector of democracy and freedom.

I hate it sooo much. At least they only play it twice every commercial break.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGREE

This is excellent. If you simply print what Kirk believed, in his own words, it's exceptionally clear what kind of person he was.

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

What I know is that right now, he can't find the plate with a map more games than not. He is walking guys, hitting batters and coughing up dingers. That is not a closer.

It's not great. Tell me the Jays weren't hoping for more out of him.

...but they are bad.

Well obviously not all closers have been top performers. By definition. But some are, every year. My point is simply that Hoffman hasn't been a top performer, or really even an upgrade on Romano. He was supposed to fulfill that role.

It was a different era, I understand, but Willie Hernandez did not shit the bed on the regular for the '84 Tigers. Tom Henke and Duane Ward were money game in and out for the Jays in the early 90s. Mariano Rivera was Mariano Rivera. Hoffman has been very meh.

...and now some more. Sigh.

More like a bullshitpen amirite?

Kody Funderburk, on the other hand, is some pure made up video game bullshit.

Mickey Gasper is a very baseball name and that duster is definitely 70s baseball card-worthy.