bro looks like the aphex twin logo

Crowder could never replace Kirk cause bro would somehow accidentally shoot himself

Steven Crowder @scrowder • 8h Just received word that my company is being subpoenaed by the ATF. No details yet. Steven Crowder @scrowder • 16h EXCLUSIVE: This morning my team received an e-mail from officer at ATF. The email included a screen shot from what appears to be an internal message describing a weapon and cartridges located by an ATF and other law enforcement near the scene of the Charlie Kirk shooting at Show more nver Denver FD not yet been collected. USAO-CO was notified and offered any assistance they can provide. Denver I will continue to work with the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office on this investigation On September 10, 2025, at approximately 12:24PM, Conservative Political Influencer Charlie Kirk was shot and killed at the Utah Valley University in Orem, UT. Mr. Kirk was speaking at the University as part of The American Comeback Tour. Multiple SLC I and III agents responded immediately. The suspect fired one shot from an elevated Initial position on a rooftop in an adjacent building on the campus and surveillance video shows the suspect jumping off and fleeing the area on foot. ATF and other law enforcement located an older model imported Mauser 30-06 caliber bolt action rifle wrapped in a towel in a wooded area near the campus. The location of the firearm appears to match Victims, Suspects, High Profile

Steven Crowder, the right-wing influencer who first spread the ATF internal report claiming ammo casings referenced “transgender and antifascist ideology,” has now had his company subpoenaed by the ATF

NYT reported no LEO corroboration and many believe the ATF source misinterpreted basic headstanps

Shadow Operative: Mr Trump, the Birthday Book is being circulated on the internet

Trump: Are people reading it?

Operative: yes my liege, there’s a Google doc

Trump: …kill Charlie Kirk. Make it look like a tranny did it.

Operative: yes my liege.

remembering the time i found this prius on the streets of LA with BOLSONARO emblazoned on the bumper

trump’s face isn’t drooping; it’s at half-mast in honor of charlie kirk’s death

ain’t no fuckinggggg wayyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEVEN CROWDER WAS THE WSJ’S SOURCE?!?!

So like, Trump hired a guy to shoot Charlie to distract from the birthday book right??

they just announced a show at the venue I work at lol

can yall watch him while I go smoke??

the “would you kill Hitler as a baby” conundrum is so weird cause if you have a time machine you could literally just kill him at 18. you do not have to kill a baby.

Lmao come on, ain’t no fuckin wayyyyy this isn’t a CIA psyop. They’re manufacturing consent to come after trans people.

BREAKING: investigators in Utah found a silver butt-plug left at the scene with the engravings “this machine kills fascists” and “im totally transgender and not a highly trained CIA operative, please believe me”

Got a link???

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

My life highkey goated

the conundrum of returning to bs/twitter is that idk if I wanna potentially sacrifice this bubble of sanity I’ve cultivated for myself in my 2 years of absence. My life, career, and partner are all amazing; im happy devoting my energy to that rather online bullshit lol

hi im normal now

Even I came to post today

The reason why they can't find the killer is because he was a time traveler sent back to stop a very grim alternate future.

After everything, at least Charlie died doing what he believed in: getting shot

His neck just kinda did that

The only way this could be funnier is if it happened 24 hours later

George: they had a kiss cam at a $100 Coldplay concert…
Jerry: kiss cam at a concert? What is this baseball?
George: it’s a Coldplay concert!!
Jerry: and they’re showing strangers kissing??
George: yup!
Jerry: on the Jumbotron?
George: it’s a kiss cam Jerry!!
Jerry: a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert…

Stop discriminating; cis women can be AGP too!!!