IM STILL SO MAD THIS HAPPENED

And at ELECTRIC CALLBOY?! Sir. You are NOT understanding the vibes here. Leave.

Didn’t throw hands at the Scene Queen concert. DID tell off a man.

Where’s my restraint gold star 😤

If you laugh at the pole you are my people

If you sit on the floor when you’re sick of standing at concerts you are my sister.

haha. yuck!

fascinated to learn that THE WITCHER series is still a thing.

This comes, notably, after Meta's announcement that it will lay off 8,000 workers next month.

I am not chill about this. I bring it up at parties all the time 😂

Man... I will never give up on fighting for a better tomorrow but this is definitely one of those things that makes me wonder if we are beyond saving as a species.

asajj ventress poses dramatically with her golden lightsaber. A screenshot of an old twitter post is on the top layer of the image. It's a tweet by user greenjuicestain and it says "hope whoever prayed on my downfall is doing okay. must be hard to realise god doesn't listen to you"

thinking about her

The UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT ep that showed Titus getting cast in CATS by stumbling on stage and making shit up revealed a deep Broadway secret that the musical theatre illuminati swore to protect and that's why the show got cancelled.

Because that's literally the ONLY explanation for CATS.

... I'm still going to call him Tim Apple.

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Practical Magic 2 | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by Warner Bros.

My girls. My beautiful, beautiful girls.

PRACTICAL MAGIC 2, September 11.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSWP...

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Oreo thins are the ideal oreo, regular-stuf are delicious, double stuf and above are disgusting.

It's just lard and powdered sugar, babes. You can make a vat of it yourself and eat it by the spoonful. Not around ME, because I might vomit, but you can live your lardy sugarded dreams!

interesting "blue no matter who" take from a guy who continually refused to endorse Mamdani

Every superhero is a metaphor that fights other metaphors of the same clade

The Flash is a physics, who fights other physics (mirrors, aerodynamics, cold). Superman is a god, who fights other gods. That’s so good, but Batman is a fear who fights other fears. That’s always the easiest match to sell.

the please stop referring to homegrown christofascism as American Sharia law challenge

Cinemacon isn’t a fan event. Hope this helps.

Been deep in editing mode for two days and I think at this point I am 1/3 Nerds Gummy Clusters...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, and woof! 😂

Ex-Marvel Studios artists speak out on Disney layoffs and possible AI use in the MCU Former Marvel artists discuss the impact of the Visual Development team's layoff on the MCU's future and whether it was all to benefit AI.

"I do know that a lot of these different departments, specifically costume design, didn't like having us around." www.polygon.com/marvel-studi...

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

ok but how do I make Marty win?

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.

So forgive me if I smell a rat.

amen.