Wow, I just heard that Rick Horton pro life ad about being masculine and demanding life and holy shit I can’t believe that they’re letting him do those ad reads.

Damn, I haven’t listened to that in ages but I bet I still know all the lyrics.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Thunder came a few seconds later.

I’m not ready for the Simpsons to be 40 years old next year.

Was the full quote “looking ass”?

A long line of people in line at Planet Score records in Maplewood, MO.

A can of Brewcocky from 2nd Shift Brewing

The RSD lines this year are, uhh, *healthy*

Thankfully, Planet Score is passing out beverages!

I have done this exact thing, and it was Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew album

What is that zip code?!

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

Everyone’s invited. I’m opening up the good bourbon!

Pool party at my house if it’s in the summer!

“Adobe’s data found that AI traffic converted 42% better than living, breathing customers in March 2026, setting a new record.”

Yes, because agentic commerce is when you give instructions to a bot to scout the entire internet for something and buy it at a set price. Of course it will convert.

I have no idea why HBO is remaking a serialized version of Harry Potter, using actors that look almost exactly like the originally cast characters. Who is this for?

Every time Bsky fails to load I think It Happened.

Can the world really handle Shock G in 4K?

The Schnucks across the street has the best wing bar on planet earth.

Bunch of traders gonna win some Fell For It Again awards soon.

Incredible

“May I see it?” lives rent-free in my head.

Damn, that’s actually less than I thought, but still not surprising.

Lazyweb: Have there been any studies that correlate sports betting with divorce rate?

I honestly think it’s as simple as Gen X is finally getting their inheritance from their boomer parents and think it’s their turn to be insufferable pricks. I was born in 1979 and I’m seeing this with people born earlier in the decade.

Also, as others have pointed out, the lead is inescapable. 🫠

Ayoo @bentonparkprints.bsky.social

An email to me with the subject line in all caps: “claim your steak box”

CLAIM YOUR STEAK BOX

Volunteers turn a fan's recordings of 10,000 concerts into an online treasure trove In 1989, an up-and-coming rock band from Washington called Nirvana played in Chicago for the first time at a club called Dreamerz

Congrats to my old friend Aadam Jacobs, deservingly receiving international recognition from numerous press sites for creating probably the most important live music archive of the past 30 years, simply by being Aadam.

I forgot I had asparagus for dinner

Lisa, does the cult go away after It Happens? Or are they an amorphous blob that gloms on to the next person with a shred of charisma?

Little Caesar’s is good pizza pizza

News used to be better

Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."