We need to start an email campaign to Allegra and Zyrtec and Claritin #dicksuckershaveallergiestoo

I'm still naked and it's almost 8 o'clock if anyone was wondering 🙃

*meme voice* How much per pound? Is it organic?

I just think you’re pretty and like really cool.

Same

Shenanigans on a Monday morning should be grounds for dismissal #grumpy #Iftheyshenanoncetheywillshenanigan

Great opportunity to make new friends then. I get the apprehension though. *Supportive hugs and good vibes*

I don't know what ODL is, but I'm sure it's more noticeable to you than anyone else

Etymology - the study of words
Entomology - the study of bugs
Entenmannology - the study of coffee cake

Good vibes and positive thoughts for you

Healing vibes for you and your foreskin.

You're welcome. How was the movie?

Happy Birthday you sweet man. Hope you have a fantastic day! 🧡

Next you're gonna tell me you shower naked too. Get real 😝

I will not be letting my supervisor's lack of emotional intelligence put me in a shitty mood. Nope. Not gonna let it.

Titties and tummy are traditional. I've also know people to post testicles as well.

Acceptable variations include: peanut butter, hazelnut spread, marshmallow fluff or no-bake cheesecake filling

Two pizzelle cookies schemered with some buttercream icing and sandwiched together

Sounds fantastic

That sounds fun tbh. Though, where are we going for dinner after? 😂

Obviously

Google, how can I get someone's featured photos sent to my phone?

My gods do I love me a good looking stupid man

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Do you think Nick from The Great Gatsby was meant to be read as a queer character?

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That's anxiety, isn't it? Yes to your question though. Very yes.

I was about to post "Poor Becky" but then you'd create some trad-wife, pro-MAGA, insidious backstory to make us all look like fools.

(Please create a trad-wife, pro-MAGA insidious backstory for Becky 👉🏼👈🏼🥹)

I was going to say Simple Plan, but that's good too

Rip Van Winkle: