time is a flat circle

me at a restaurant: can i get a coke?
waiter: is spongebob big guy pants ok?

creamo and donut friend

every post tells a story

what’s up, you guys need any uhhh… Dog’s Penis coffee???

are qvc swingers????

showing up to a construction site telling everyone david lynch owned these tools while they say “ok”

i also work in office furniture and probably would not go with the HON. the knoll is probably more comfortable than an aeron but the herman miller embody is the most comfortable office chair i’ve ever used and pretty close in price to the knoll generation

jacking off is like voting. your car should let everyone know who you do it to.

tired of orbs. inventing a new shape of prophetic object to gaze into

mouse putting on “raccoon repellant” track: hell yeah this rocks
mouse hearing “mouse repellant” track: fuck no dude this sucks

coming out of the intermission people were excited about it and enjoying it so far and after the end people were just like huh. ok. very unsatisfying

also the second half sucks and the ending too

gm

so no one told you Baldur’s gonna have a gate *clap clap clap clap*

a painting of dogs sitting around on phones playing balatro

getting this for my dog and asking him to pick it up pick it up pick it up

pineapple “lifestyle” keychains eh

the store is lowkey goated when groceries are the vibe

at least you tried it, that’s all that matters

upton sinclair fucked up not opening his book “welcome to the jungle,”

people that invent casseroles love to be named Dorcas

are we rockin with the new hat

hwats up i’m having lunch

large wheel of cheese

since the dawn of time, mankind has been fascinated by holes

is this bladee

same same

just chillin