You see a magistrate judge broken on the wheel of an insane series of complaints.

I see a career law clerk who piled all the anguish, frustration and trauma of dealing with insane pro se litigants into one draft order and STILL had the grace to propose the gentlest possible outcome for these idiots

To be fair to the Magistrate Judge, I do not believe it was the 375 page amended complaint that did it.

On close read, it appears that it was the 720-paragraph, 946-page proposed second amended compliant.

i’m never a “player should lose his job” guy but if they lose this is the clearest case of the team bus pulling away without him

😂

breaking up with someone by saying your relationship is like the purple Connections category - you only make sense together if everything was a little different

what up chat im on oracletok and today we're talking about everyone's favorite licensing model. mine is per viewer-device-stream-minute

are you okay strve

All I have to do is step outside and breath in some Canadian wildfire air to do that