Thank god Tom Ricketts didn't sign either of these guys. How would he have been able to buy up more real estate in Lake View to monopolize the area businesses otherwise?

that’s funny I thought the war was making it harder for semen to make it through

Merry and Pippin argue with Aragorn in a three-panel screengrab comic. Pippin says, "Haven't you heard of second 4/20?" Aragorn replies, "You've already had 4/20" Pippin counters, "Well yes, but 4/22 is 4/20 too"

And people will get in their feels when you say ACAB includes umps

Add food to a movie:

The Fellowship of the Onion Ring

Look, I'm 100% against throwing at somebody's head but if one were to get away from the pitcher and it hit Daulton in the earflap I wouldn't feel sorry for him one bit.

Or as he so eloquently stated, "fuck 'em"

Dude's absolutely get plunked his next time up against them, and it will be well deserved

And they'll still be one of the top draws in the league somehow*

*Chicago sports fans are masochists

I've heard scoring more runs than the other team works 🤷‍♂️

Even he cannot resurrect them

SEIYA SUZUKI I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR ONE SECOND!!!

160 wRC+ and 1.4 fWAR after that HR

Including today's game so far Nico has a 177 wRC+ and has been worth 1.3 fWAR. And people wanted to trade him to make room for Shatt Maw at 2nd lol. Lmao even

Can't say I'm a fan of the new sponsorship deal tbh

If Ron Santo can't will them out of existence I fear nobody can and we're stuck with them

🤌

Peter Stormare and Tilda Swinton in Constantine. Also it feels like cheating saying this but Leonard Nimoy as Mr. Spock

"Falls apart at multiple levels"

Falls off the bone is right there!

Between ST, the WBC, and the season so far he's had 61 PA so that definitely tracks

This is 100% what happened and you will never convince me otherwise

Shohei Ohtani had his translator take the fall for his gambling habit. MLB and the Feds quickly swept it under the rug.

The post-scandal PR parade (celebrity dog, secret wife) was a little too weird.

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Oh hell yes

He really is trying to see your 0-fer face haha

The connect is in the pineapple

There's a bit about a Greek inventing Hawaiian pizza in here somewhere. I'll have to workshop it

I remember Family Guy had a bit on this back in the day

Using Prego would constitute a greater betrayal

Just add this to the list of reasons to never use store bought sauce. Especially this shitty ass brand

Airport daydrinking is such a great leisure activity

Nothing wrong with that!