They should really consider cancelling type 1 diabetes ...they really lost the plot after 2016

You calling me a skeksis on top of all my sufferings?

Selfie of Dylan in some sort of hospital agent white tiled bathroom giving a thumbs up with a scoul and the biggest dark circles you have ever seen...her skin looks impeccable somehow

I have consulted the Oracle (work bathroom mirror) and they in fact can probably tell I am a sludge monster

Funny how no one can tell I am a sludge monster

We gotta take the wins where we can, and sometimes the wins are candy=medicine

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I could really go for 130,000$ and a nap right now

As someone without a family history of psychosis....it is starting to feel personal

Grab a coffee on us, go charge your phone maybe draw somewhere warm

Literally what we used to call Gori

This is what sex in the city is about

Oh to be in a line of 3 solo women in their 30s eating ramen at 4 tops at 10pm on a Monday

Does anyone work with ANYONE not on the she of crashing out? My whole team are individually on the edge of collapse

It's too early and I don't get paid enough for all of this

You truly have no excuse...I own a loom

I am 3mm away from a "fuck it we ball" season

I'm over being underserved in historic times

I am still reeling.
Of the 55 items I purchased 5 weren't food and only 11 cost more than 5$

Being "old poor" and thrifty Isn't enough anymore

I am gonna fucking vomit I just spent 315$ at Walmart on (checks receipt) cans of bean, discount meat and cat litter

Fuck everyone

Rock pasta is community work

They shouldn't let me fight the leg press

Hairy cow: cute things you shouldn't call your wife

No one said I couldn't complain the whole time

As someone whose job it is to send downtime notifications....allowing people to open forum discuss the issue instead of just having a 4h downtime is a wild choice

Literally anything I accomplish today is a miracle

A grocery store checkout with the following 3 items on it: a single large lemon, a whole raw rainbow trout wrapped in plastic and foam with a 30% off sticker, and a while chocolate truffle cake with a 50% off sticker stuck to the top of the container

Girl dinner

Soggy business

Nervous system acting like a Foucault parable ... No I will not explain

Sometimes when I see two people on reposting sprees I like to treat it like a little secret competition on who follows cooler people

gay weddings pt. 3

gay weddings pt 4